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Ivette
A sexy, dazzling queen who likes to be treated like a princess and has a great heart. They typically like to walk in the rain with their king and enjoy being kissed on the forehead. A very rare find being such a beautiful person inside and out yet still extremely humble and down to earth. For every nice molecule in their body they have a bad ass molecule. their bad ass molecule is typically noticed when they want to protect or fight for what they love. (or also whenever something fun is going on) They are known to make everyone laugh and smile:] a Ivette will usually tell you STRAIGHT up exactly how it is! Their most compatible mate is a person that is hyper and adventurous just like they are. Ivettes's dont get along with haters but they love them for making her even more famous and more of a queen than they already are:] They foreshadow themselves being great spouses and mothers. One viewing of such a person may take your breath away and put you under their love spell. They are beautiful and gorgeous each and every way and know exactly what they want to do in life. They are good at handling all kinds of situations but better at giving friendly and loving advice. In order to love this person you must fit their profile by being a great "man-boy". This person has a heart of gold so she therefore must be taken care of VERY well! A Ivette deserves HONESTY. All they need to survive is peace and love<3
Ivette by live h8 free<3 September 25, 2010
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inattention whore
A person who is excessively and compulsively needy of their own space and a level of complete social and workplace isolation that is almost mind boggling to well-adjusted humans.
He had grown up completely alone, practically raised by wolves, and had evolved into a full-blown inattention whore by the ripe age of 18.
inattention whore by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019
Ivette
A goddess-y woman who pretty much excels in everything she sets her mind to, and more. She has a nice rack. She should probably consider a career in the acting, culinary or teaching industry to give her gifts to the world, she might be great starring in musicals, as a matter of fact. Can be shy at times but has a golden smile and is considered to be pretty damn sexy as she's the girl men believe they can never deserve or have. Most girls would like to be an Ivette when they grow up, we should all be as lucky. Suffice it to say, the man who ends up with her has just died and gone to heaven.
Inwettedness
When a female is horny and is almost always DTF and in an extreme state of sexual arousal marked by copious amounts of vaginal wetness. A complete state of wetness.
Inwettedness by Eaton Holgoode January 4, 2016
Izette
Izette
One of the most beautiful, and amazing girls you'll ever know even though she might be a little bitchy, it's only because you most likely did something to her.
One of the most beautiful, and amazing girls you'll ever know even though she might be a little bitchy, it's only because you most likely did something to her.
Izette by Ilovebaby's November 21, 2016
Ineptelligence
In-ep-TELL-i-gence
1. Believing that or acting as if you have knowledge on a subject that you know very little about.
2. Obtaining questionable data on a subject and passing it off as indisputable fact.
1. Believing that or acting as if you have knowledge on a subject that you know very little about.
2. Obtaining questionable data on a subject and passing it off as indisputable fact.
1. His automotive ineptelligence became clear when he filled his washer reservoir with brake fluid.
2. She read one online article about weight loss, then passed that ineptelligence off to her child who accepted it as fact.
2. She read one online article about weight loss, then passed that ineptelligence off to her child who accepted it as fact.
Ineptelligence by Carstian April 15, 2012
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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