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inattentive to the road's needs 

The official reason the chicken crossed the road.
After years of intense psychotherapy, the road's psychoanalyst penned his conclusive diagnosis "the chicken unknowingly committed a grave error, transitting from its permitted location to an unsanctioned area, pathologically and permanently violating the delicate psyche of the highly sensitized patient, because it was perceived as an inconsiderate act and extremely inattentive to the Road's needs. Alas, the patient is destined to be similarly crossed by many, if not most, of those it may expect to encounter in the future."

inattentive in class 

John Mak loves to say this. if you you drink water, you inattentive in class. if you go to toilet, you inattentive in class. if you are octopus, you inattentive in class.
student A:idk how to do this homework, teach me!!!

student B: ohhhhhh you inattentive in class omfg

inattention whore 

A person who is excessively and compulsively needy of their own space and a level of complete social and workplace isolation that is almost mind boggling to well-adjusted humans.
He had grown up completely alone, practically raised by wolves, and had evolved into a full-blown inattention whore by the ripe age of 18.
inattention whore by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019

intentive 

Person 1: ZOMG, that guy is SO hoardicke intentive!!!!
Person 2: uhh, you're strange
intentive by Ree-Bok March 16, 2008