Inconsisternet

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To have an inconsistent internet connection.

(Skype call)
Stephen: Hey Charlie what are you doing?
Charlie: Not much, how ab... *Cuts out*
Inconsisternet.

Inconsisternet by Lozlpowzah May 13, 2013

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inconsistentcys

3rd new gen leader of TBS

inconsistentcys happen to everyone

inconsistentcys by terroristly September 13, 2020

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Inconsistent Dick

Someone who is hard and up your ass one minute, but the next, they are soft and can barely get in your head.

It's hard to hate Isaac forever because even though he's a dick, he's an inconsistent dick, and he'll apologize just as soon as he's done being mean to you.

Inconsistent Dick by Garrett Boyle April 18, 2008

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inconsistent

well it's basically a wilber soot song

oh baby isn't life so fu#k!ng inconsistent

inconsistent by mytwitterisabrina.iame November 3, 2021

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inconsistent

Lacking consistence or continuity. The opposite of consistency. When something is inconsistent, it changes as opposed to being unchanged.

Because of my inconsistent data and conflicting information, I was fired from my job.

inconsistent by Kylebiddle October 5, 2010

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Inconsistent

Tartarus

Why is this shit level so inconsistent?

Inconsistent by Evan Zeledon February 5, 2021

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Inconsistent Physics Definition

An IPD (Inconsistent Physics Definintion) is when an entity or object is taken to a different universe than their original universe, but has different laws the entity/object cannot adapt to.

John: Uhh... Bob? Do you know why my mug is so small?
Bob: I think it has experienced Inconsistent Physics Definitions.

Inconsistent Physics Definition by olek0 July 15, 2022

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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