Inconsisternet

To have an inconsistent internet connection.

(Skype call)
Stephen: Hey Charlie what are you doing?
Charlie: Not much, how ab... *Cuts out*
Inconsisternet.

by Lozlpowzah May 14, 2013

Strawgasm

When Lani eats a strawberry covered in chocolate sauce and it makes her moan from the awesomeness.

Richard: Here Lani, here's a strawberry
Lani: Why would I want a strawberry?
Richard: No reason, I just wanted to give you a strawberry
Lani: Okay, thanks!
Lani: ooo... oh... OHH OHH oooH OHHHH YEAH!

Richard: Perfect.

Strawgasm.

by Lozlpowzah May 15, 2013