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Today's Intention

Is to stay FOCUSED. Do not allow the negative ass hole thingy to ruin your day
Always remember, what happened in Urban DICKtionary stays in Urban DiCKtionary.

Enjoy your day!!!
Today's intention is all set. Happy Thursday!!!!

Your mum's yeast infection 

Extension to the ubiquitous 'your mum' reposte.

Far more effective than it's primitive cousin, with no superior. The added dimension means that any further insult will sound unwitty.
"You fucking stink"
"Your mum fucking stinks"
"Your mum's yeast infection fucking stinks"

"I fucked your mum last night"
"I fucked your mum's yeast infection last night"
Your mum's yeast infection by Ollie December 29, 2005

The Stavros Insemination Inception 

7 gay men are needed to pull off the Stavros Insemination Inception. Person 1 props himself in pile driver position whilst persons 2,3 and 4 all shit into his gaping asshole whilst recieving blowjobs from persons 5,6 and 7. When the reach climax and are ready to ejaculate, persons 2,3 and 4 deposit their creamy load on top of all three shits in person 1's asshole.
Were you at the party last night? I got really horny watching the Stavros Insemination Inception in the bathroom.

Statistical Inception 

A formula inside of a formula inside of a formula inside of another formula
Bob: Wow I have to use a stupid formula to find the test statistic for a sample size of n, but in order to do that I have to find SE(y) which is s divided by the square root n and in order to find that I have to find s. But, in order to find s i have to calculate the sample mean...

Jim: Damn that sounds like Statistical Inception!

insertion sort 

1. A sorting algorithm where the sorted array is built one entry at the time.

2. When it is unclear which woman is the most attractive, so you "insert" your penis into each vagina in order to determine its warmth, muscularity and general hoo-ha.
1. My data was arriving in bursts, so the best way of getting it in order was using insertion sort.

2. I now have herpes because I performed insertion sort on too many women last night.
insertion sort by thestraightman October 17, 2011

Intention Switching 

Lying about previous intentions to try and seem more innocent in a current situation.
“I wasn’t trying to call them a slut, I swear!”
Benjamin Franklin Debrosse Michelangelo Zée Smith Johnson! You posted 5 xeets about her fuck’n 100 men! Don’t start that intention switching, now!”