Stavros

Tall white man that usually has more than 1000 hours in League of Legends. Will never have bitches, but will dickride Summoner's Rift until the end of time.

Stavros is fucking on league again.

by doorknob salesman March 10, 2022

Stavros is someone who has a big heart, is beautiful and who is extremely loved by Mary.

Stavros is Mary’s husband

by MS4L July 19, 2022

The opposite of kojak vis a vis a woman's fun zone. Fully haired up, ala 1970s.

Dude, that chick I was with last night had the Stavros goin on down below... I had so much hair in my teeth, I looked like I had cat whiskers.

by Sid Viscous May 29, 2007

a stavros is another word for a slimy dick used in a negative comment towards someone

"you're acting like a complete stavros!" "her dog is a stavros, I hate it!"

by engred December 11, 2016