Impwit 

A villain with immeasurable intelligence, but creates extremely stupid and eccentric plans that always fails.

Dude 1: Have you watched the new superhero movie?
Dude 2: No, the main villian is a total impwit.

Impwit by Plipplop June 20, 2021

impiteous 

Pitiless, without pity. Cruel, merciless.

The impiteous king decided for the woman to be executed.

impiteous by Marein October 30, 2008

Impitant 

Noun/Verb/Adjective
1.The process of making one ball larger than another by squeezing and groping techniques used by the ancient Bushido arts.
2.The actions of a chinese babies eyes going from very large and creepy to insanely squinty, all happening in nothing more then 5 seconds after exiting the womb.

"Billy was in the middle of making himself impitant when his mother walked in and he got scared and popped his nut."

Impitant by Kyle B, David C, and Kevin K March 29, 2004

Impitengo 

To smell a piece/s of work and to sustain whether it has the scent of a person you know

This essay on the merchant of venice has impitengo...but of whom?

Impitengo by tigerinthewoods July 27, 2009

Impitant 

v. tr.
1. To squeeze the testicles until they become misshapened so that your semen comes out a reddish color. Once used as a form of birth control in ancient Japan and China.
2. To make (a person) impitant.

v. intr.
To become impitant.

n.
1. One who has the qualities of being impitant.
2. The discharge of an impitant.

1. Tetsuo painfully impitanted because he liked the more festive red color.
2. The man woke to find that he'd be impitanted by bandits during the night.
3. She was disgusted by the discharge of the impitant.
4. I've always liked the look of impitant on my face after a bukakke party.

Impitant by Luke D April 1, 2004

ImWithShannon 

What you can say when any asian male asks you to come race. You know that Arman's car is fast, and that he beat Big Tony, but let's be honest...You're with Shannon.

Asian Male - Yo dawg, cum out to tha racez tonight, aight?

John Doe - I can't bro.

Asian Male - Why not?!?!?!

John Doe - I'm with Shannon.

ImWithShannon by Zach January 5, 2004

impititus 

The act of being an imp(little shit) or showing imp-like qualities.

Jarrett: You're not my real brother; I hate you!

Reid: I'm not listening to you, you dont mean that. You just have a bad case of impititus.

impititus by Ahhhhh Shit December 21, 2008