Impwit
A villain with immeasurable intelligence, but creates extremely stupid and eccentric plans that always fails.
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Impitant
Noun/Verb/Adjective
1.The process of making one ball larger than another by squeezing and groping techniques used by the ancient Bushido arts.
2.The actions of a chinese babies eyes going from very large and creepy to insanely squinty, all happening in nothing more then 5 seconds after exiting the womb.
1.The process of making one ball larger than another by squeezing and groping techniques used by the ancient Bushido arts.
2.The actions of a chinese babies eyes going from very large and creepy to insanely squinty, all happening in nothing more then 5 seconds after exiting the womb.
"Billy was in the middle of making himself impitant when his mother walked in and he got scared and popped his nut."
Impitant by Kyle B, David C, and Kevin K March 29, 2004
Impitengo
Impitengo by tigerinthewoods July 27, 2009
Impitant
v. tr.
1. To squeeze the testicles until they become misshapened so that your semen comes out a reddish color. Once used as a form of birth control in ancient Japan and China.
2. To make (a person) impitant.
v. intr.
To become impitant.
n.
1. One who has the qualities of being impitant.
2. The discharge of an impitant.
1. To squeeze the testicles until they become misshapened so that your semen comes out a reddish color. Once used as a form of birth control in ancient Japan and China.
2. To make (a person) impitant.
v. intr.
To become impitant.
n.
1. One who has the qualities of being impitant.
2. The discharge of an impitant.
ImWithShannon
What you can say when any asian male asks you to come race. You know that Arman's car is fast, and that he beat Big Tony, but let's be honest...You're with Shannon.
Asian Male - Yo dawg, cum out to tha racez tonight, aight?
John Doe - I can't bro.
Asian Male - Why not?!?!?!
John Doe - I'm with Shannon.
John Doe - I can't bro.
Asian Male - Why not?!?!?!
John Doe - I'm with Shannon.
ImWithShannon by Zach January 5, 2004