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implosive diarrhea 

antonym for explosive diarrhea
implosive diarrhea is a spontaneous action in which poop compacts inside of your butthole, and is forcefully ejected out the mouth some 100 yards
Rob: "Holy shit implosive diarrhea! "
Jim: "You know rob, i really don't like you"

Implosive Diarrhea 

The exact opposite of explosive Diarrhea.
Ouch, see i would go to your party but I have implosive Diarrhea. OR
I hope you get implosive diarrhea!

Implosive Diarrhea 

Taking a shit with such velocity that it creates a vacuum of space in your body that sucks the fecal matter back inside of you.
He pushed with such force that the diarrhea had became Implosive Diarrhea and flowed back into the comfort of it's dwelling before being released once more.
Implosive Diarrhea by Vonvanvon January 31, 2023

implosive 

Describes someone who reacts to criticism by becoming quiet and withdrawn. As opposed to explosive, which means that they "explode" into anger.

Usually introverts are implosive and extroverts are explosive, but neither of those are a rule.
Bob: You made a mistake over here.
Bill: (Silence)
Bob: Feeling implosive today, are we?
implosive by Al Benedict June 15, 2011

Implosive diarrhea 

Diarrhea that implodes after exiting the butthole, generating the most disgusting black hole known to mankind.
OH GOD OH FUCK IMPLOSIVE DIARRHEA

impositive 

conjunction of impossible and positive

a) when something sounds too good to be true

b) when someone is way too optimistic about the outcome of a certain decision
a)
They offered you a job starting at 80k and they also pay for your MBA? That's gotta be impositive!

b)
dude 1: "You sure you can win this poker game?"
dude 2: "Sure? I'm gonna set a new record, dude!"
dude 1: "Man, you are impositive!"
impositive by ricci-s November 25, 2009
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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