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kill yourself immediately 

To kill yourself in a swift manner in order to prevent you from annoying anyone else
n00b:Hay their budy!

Extremely l33t guy:Learn how to spell,then kill yourself immediately!

you shall ultrakill thyself, immediately 

A meme reference to the game "Ultrakill", where a character named Minos Prime says that you should commit die.
This line is not actually said in-game.
You shall ultrakill thyself, immediately, machine!

effective immediately 

Basically it means, you do this shit right now or you suffer the punitive consequences!

Also, do wtf I said and do it right now.
The following expectations are non-negotiable. Effective immediately. Please advise.

Immediately 

Immediately pull out your daily reading records.
Immediately by LittleNemo2307 September 17, 2018

Return my calls immediately 

Something people say in an email when they’re mad at a company and they think that ordering them to do something is going to make them do it as if they are their bitch.
*Reading: “We have tried to contact you and there has been no answer. Return my calls immediately at (phone number).”
Hm, I was going to call her back until that bitch command. I’ll consider calling her back next week.

Immediately 

Right there and then. No excuses, you must do what ever whom says if they say to do it immediately. At the second that is present, do something immediately.
Hey you! throw your purse into the egg batter immediately!
Immediately by Egg Batter April 18, 2022
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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