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A beautiful young undividual. Loves to be called daddy. Always confident in being herself. Careless about others hate towards her. Everyone loves her. Once she gets out a relationship, everyone's running to her. Very nice, doesn't know how to say no. Sexiest girl you'll ever meat. Very sensitive, say one word and she takes it very serious. Always thinking hard and working hard. Learns her lessons and never gives up. Best friends with people like Laura
I wish I was as pretty as an ilenis
Ilenis by Big daddy long dick November 14, 2013
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The Most beautiful, pretty, amazing, lovely, lovable and wonderful girl anyone could ever met. The girl anyone guy would dream about spending their life with. And she has a big booty.
You're hot. You're Ilenia.
Ilenia by Best_guy December 30, 2016
Related Words
Ilenis • Ilenia • iPenis • Idenis • Ihenish • ilenium • Ilenseer • ilani • Ileani • ilene sexton
of Italian Origin
A very beautiful woman. Too beautiful for words. Shes absolutely stunning and perfect in every way. Her beauty will never be matched. She has the most beautiful eyes. and a dazzling smile. She loves animals and is friendly in any way. Loyal and great listener! She is independent and will stick up for herself when she needs to. She's funny and will always have you smiling. She has her blonde moments too but is definitely smart! She's sacrastic when it comes to awkward situations. She's the bestest friend anyone could ask for and the bestest lover. AMAZING in bed, and a GREAT kisser. Ilenia is really missable. everyone misses her. anyone who gets to date her should feel really lucky cause she has an amazing personality and will make you feel loved.
Boy1: Ilenia is the best thing that has ever happened to me.
Ilenia by together woo June 18, 2018
Ilenia means plant, it’s an italian name

Not many people in America have this name so, congrats. If your name is Ilenia you’re probably cool and hopefully thicc. ( you say it like E leh nya) not eye leen e yuh or Elaine or L or Ellie. Just Ilenia, imagine the I like an E thanks
Yoo what’s up Ilenia
Ilenia by Whomstist April 6, 2019
Your Internet Penis. Its size can increase or decrease depending on how ePopular you are.
I got a GeForce 6800 Ultra, bitches!
Oh, your iPenis is so huge now. And you're going to be so ePopular once everybody reads this post....
iPenis by Ivan Boy August 17, 2004
A man who has never interacted with a woman. The sheer thought of talking to a female causes their hands to perspire.
Don't be such an Ilenseer!
Ilenseer by artadam123 July 24, 2010
1. A person using an ipod as a 'status symbol' or falsely believing they are better than others because they were thick enough to pay $300 more than they had to on an MP3 player that breaks down three times as often.

2. Also when people use their ipods to compensate for their lack of genitalia.

3.) Using an ipod as a dildo because you love the damn thing so much and you spent your dildo money on the waste of space MP3.
1. Greg was acting like such an ipenis, he was headbanging on the bus and his fucking ipod headphones were unplugged.

2. Person 1: I don't have a dick, so I compensate by showing off my ipenis wherever I go.
Person 2: *repeatedly beats ipod into a small metal and plastic mess with a mallet=
Person: I am no longer a man D':

3. Mary stuffed her ipenis up her pussy. Possibly the best use for an ipod I've heard so far. Apple should make the next overpriced model have a vibrate function.
ipenis by Muchi December 18, 2005
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