iPenis 

Your Internet Penis. Its size can increase or decrease depending on how ePopular you are.

I got a GeForce 6800 Ultra, bitches!
Oh, your iPenis is so huge now. And you're going to be so ePopular once everybody reads this post....

iPenis by Ivan Boy August 17, 2004

ipenis 

1. A person using an ipod as a 'status symbol' or falsely believing they are better than others because they were thick enough to pay $300 more than they had to on an MP3 player that breaks down three times as often.

2. Also when people use their ipods to compensate for their lack of genitalia.

3.) Using an ipod as a dildo because you love the damn thing so much and you spent your dildo money on the waste of space MP3.

1. Greg was acting like such an ipenis, he was headbanging on the bus and his fucking ipod headphones were unplugged.

2. Person 1: I don't have a dick, so I compensate by showing off my ipenis wherever I go.
Person 2: *repeatedly beats ipod into a small metal and plastic mess with a mallet=
Person: I am no longer a man D':

3. Mary stuffed her ipenis up her pussy. Possibly the best use for an ipod I've heard so far. Apple should make the next overpriced model have a vibrate function.

ipenis by Muchi December 18, 2005

ipenis 

a term sometimes used when people are talking about companies with many different intellectual properties

microsoft needs to grow their ipenis

ipenis by justaretartontheinternet December 8, 2023

Ilenis 

A beautiful young undividual. Loves to be called daddy. Always confident in being herself. Careless about others hate towards her. Everyone loves her. Once she gets out a relationship, everyone's running to her. Very nice, doesn't know how to say no. Sexiest girl you'll ever meat. Very sensitive, say one word and she takes it very serious. Always thinking hard and working hard. Learns her lessons and never gives up. Best friends with people like Laura

I wish I was as pretty as an ilenis

Ilenis by Big daddy long dick November 14, 2013

Ihenish

The act of sitting on a dog usually repeatedly

Platt is into ihenish however the dog does not enjoy it at all.


Some freaky people are into some crazy things with animals like ihenish!

Ihenish by InvaderEddie April 6, 2009

ICPenis 

Insane Clown Posse - horrorcore rap group that are proud to be the most hated band around. They don't care if you hate them because they'll always have the juggalos.
I'm a juggalette. I can spell just fine. I don't show people my breasts. I'm not a drug addict. I listen to other music not just psychopathic records. I'm not dirty. I'm not depressed. You should really stop judging people by their taste in music. I don't hate you for what you listen to, why do you have to say ignorant things about me?

yo, fuck haters dawg
ICPenis is watz up niggaz

ICPenis by Stoopid_Juggalette March 15, 2009

iPenus 

Where someone is so adept to use there bluetooth devices they start putting them in both ears and/or start talking at random moments making them look retarded.

"He is being such an iPenus with all his Bluetooth crap!"

iPenus by PurpleSurge March 15, 2010