Most hilarious person you will ever meet. Sweet, kind, of course funny, and cute, although he might admit to none of those things. He tends to be very active and into sports. Usually a shy guy. But under all that shyness, he's got an amazing personality, don’t let his shyness ignore the fact that he has a HUGE DICK, and he can clearly satisfy your women better than you are.

“Hear he has a big dick...”
OMG he’s such an iker

Iker by hexagon pentagonous March 4, 2019

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Iker Casillas

one and only Iker Casillas, the Greatest goalkeeper who ever lived. a legend. apart from his football. he is most modest and humble with people. very gentle and social. a family man, curteous, will talk to you for hours about nothing and keeps you entertained. very caring and likes to please others. he is spanish by every mean and therefore ladies should stay away unless they know how to handle a don juan de marco. his charm is irresistible and will hypnotiz you with his percing eyes and gentle touch. he is also a hardcore romantic therefore he knows every way to allure a woman and make her fall head-over heel for him. one of the coolest things about him is that when he walks into a room he'll get all the attention and respect. and why not he is close to perfect :)

Person 1: I met this guy today i am amazed by him. i never been treated so right. he is the greatest guy i ever met.

Person 2: you met Iker Casillas! ahh lucky you!

person 1: yes God must love me :)

Iker Casillas by imjustsayingthetruth September 23, 2011

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ikearpal tunnel syndrome

The arthritic fatigue or hand and joint pain specifically felt during and after construction/assembly of IKEA furnitue, directly caused by the use of awkward tools at impossible angles.

Pronunciation: "eye-key-are-pull"

My typing was for crap the day after my wife went on a shopping spree at IKEA - the ikearpal tunnel syndrome set in sometime after the third önÿttïg säk.

ikearpal tunnel syndrome by markfromhouston April 19, 2009

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inerrata

A kinda mistake you wouldn't take back even if you could the reluctance to disown a broken relationship or agonizing experience that has since become apart of who you are and trying to disown it would mean you're trying to live some other life. -John connick

Guy1: Would you never Have been with that person if you could
Guy2: no I feel inerrata towards it

inerrata by Iheardit_before December 16, 2021

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