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Ianmonger 

a scottish, ginger fellow who uses sarcasm incessantly
"holy shit, its an Ianmonger! His sarcasm is incredible, and look at his hair bounce when he nods!"
Ianmonger by Iain-monger November 23, 2011

Iremongerd 

A scrauny little white mole, who in 1965 was birthed and then raised by a 20 pound house rat. It is a very feeble man/women hybrid.Used to severly insult someone to the point of abortion
Iremongerd by sirkevingrumbles October 1, 2004

ironmongers 

Blacksmiths, knifesmiths and swordmakers, using Manganes ontained in iron ore (alloy of low carbon iron trace amounts of other metel) steel 1500 BCE manufactured originaly by celtic peoples linving in Austria, Spain, and Britian had made and worked the materials as Ninetinth-century
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As the males would say thier savy ironmongers they love to love us with.
American ironmonger William Kelly (1811-1888), was the first to a converter that burnt of the excess carbon a blast of air. He constructed seven of them at his works in Eddyville, Kentucky. When he was ready to apply for the patent on his pneumatic process in 1856, however,founded that the Englishman, Henry Bessmer (1813-1898) had just been granted one for the same idea. Alth., Kelly's prior clam to the process was subsequently demonstrated, he recieved neither the recognition nor financial rewards that should have been his. Bessemere became the known inventor of the new ironmongers steel.

(Urban)

My hot ironmonger need to feel the inside of ExP*****DeL*****==( )
ironmongers by Wolfdg*8mys0Ul December 1, 2009

Ironmongery 

Architectural Hardware and/or Door Accessories. Everything you can fix to a door. For example, door closer, floor stopper, mortise lockcases, cylinder, escutcheon, door signages. Ironmongery can be European(BSEN)and American (ANSI) Standards. Please log on to www.hafele.ae for more information.
The project requires Ironmongery in Satin Stainless Steel finish
Ironmongery by Adpaizar April 13, 2009

ironmonger

funniest fucked up sicko i know.
IronMongeR fucked what?
ironmonger by Das November 4, 2003

Iremongering 

Making annoying and stupid sounds or suggestions about something the person knows nothing about.
"Control click, right there"
"It doesn't say control click, what're you talking about? Quit IREMONGERING!"
Iremongering by John October 1, 2004
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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