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Ianmonger 

An angry/sarcastic ginger scottish person with mathematical interests
Ianmonger
Ianmonger by L.Kong November 22, 2011
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Ianmonger 

a scottish, ginger fellow who uses sarcasm incessantly
"holy shit, its an Ianmonger! His sarcasm is incredible, and look at his hair bounce when he nods!"
Ianmonger by Iain-monger November 23, 2011

Iremongerd 

A scrauny little white mole, who in 1965 was birthed and then raised by a 20 pound house rat. It is a very feeble man/women hybrid.Used to severly insult someone to the point of abortion
Iremongerd by sirkevingrumbles October 1, 2004

ironmongers 

Blacksmiths, knifesmiths and swordmakers, using Manganes ontained in iron ore (alloy of low carbon iron trace amounts of other metel) steel 1500 BCE manufactured originaly by celtic peoples linving in Austria, Spain, and Britian had made and worked the materials as Ninetinth-century
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As the males would say thier savy ironmongers they love to love us with.
American ironmonger William Kelly (1811-1888), was the first to a converter that burnt of the excess carbon a blast of air. He constructed seven of them at his works in Eddyville, Kentucky. When he was ready to apply for the patent on his pneumatic process in 1856, however,founded that the Englishman, Henry Bessmer (1813-1898) had just been granted one for the same idea. Alth., Kelly's prior clam to the process was subsequently demonstrated, he recieved neither the recognition nor financial rewards that should have been his. Bessemere became the known inventor of the new ironmongers steel.

(Urban)

My hot ironmonger need to feel the inside of ExP*****DeL*****==( )
ironmongers by Wolfdg*8mys0Ul December 1, 2009

Ironmongery 

Architectural Hardware and/or Door Accessories. Everything you can fix to a door. For example, door closer, floor stopper, mortise lockcases, cylinder, escutcheon, door signages. Ironmongery can be European(BSEN)and American (ANSI) Standards. Please log on to www.hafele.ae for more information.
The project requires Ironmongery in Satin Stainless Steel finish
Ironmongery by Adpaizar April 13, 2009

ironmonger

funniest fucked up sicko i know.
IronMongeR fucked what?
ironmonger by Das November 4, 2003

Iremongering 

Making annoying and stupid sounds or suggestions about something the person knows nothing about.
"Control click, right there"
"It doesn't say control click, what're you talking about? Quit IREMONGERING!"
Iremongering by John October 1, 2004
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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