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Ishmonger

Derived from the word Fishmonger...
Relates to someone who sells things

Usually things you can not remember exactly what they are but you are sure that the person is a sell of something

Ish is the same Ish that stands for generally or around
such as "hey Bill, let's meet up at Six-ish and go over just what it is that you are going to be selling and to whom..."
Dav: Hi Phil
Phil: Hi Dav..how is the new job in IT-support
Dav: its okay but I still don't really understand what it is that all the sales people do. They are some kind of IshMongers that is for sure but no one can give me a clear picture.
Phil: well good luck with that
by Mr Ish December 30, 2010
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Fishmonger

Derogatory term popularised in Singapore but commonly used across the wider APAC region. It describes a local, solely Asian woman who usually dresses and behaves in a provocative manner, and who exclusively dates white men.

Fishmongers can usually be spotted in establishments that cater to expat wallets, typically flaunting tight dresses and flashy heels.
The fishmonger regularly catches in her net men with neo-colonial attitudes with receding hairlines from typically financial and insurance backgrounds. The fishmonger’s distinctive giggles signal her mating intent and validate the man’s poor conversational content.

These two groups engage and reinforce each other, thus guaranteeing their mutual long term survival.

It can also be used in the form of an adjective: fishmongery, or a verb: fishmongering, to fishmonger.
Jack went to Ce La Vi last Wednesday and brought home yet another fishmonger.

Look at Trisha’s dress tonight. She looks like an absolute fishmonger.

Dylan ditched us for a cold blooded fishmonger.

Latinos don’t go for fishmongers. They keep it classy.
by jacklondon555 June 2, 2018
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Fishmonger Brilliant

The third and highest level of brilliance. There's Ordinary Brilliant, Absolute Brilliant and then there's Fishmonger Brilliant.
Stretto's elbow-dance is Fishmonger Brilliant.
by Webby's sweaty, rasping cleft September 12, 2006
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Ianmonger

An angry/sarcastic ginger scottish person with mathematical interests
Ianmonger
by L.Kong November 22, 2011
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Iremongerd

A scrauny little white mole, who in 1965 was birthed and then raised by a 20 pound house rat. It is a very feeble man/women hybrid.Used to severly insult someone to the point of abortion
by sirkevingrumbles October 1, 2004
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fishmonger

A dude who often and primarily hangs out with lesbians. The male equivalent of a "fag hag" or "fruit fly."
"Yeah, man, that big dykey chick with the pack of Marlboros rolled up in her sleeve is his best friend. He's totally a fishmonger."
by JB308 April 5, 2008
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Fishmonger's Dustbin

A vagina that could attract seagulls from miles around.
by Brighty Boy 91 February 25, 2011
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