ITLOD 

A racist member of the Religious Reich who uses the Moniker "In The Light of Day" and pollutes on line forums with vitriol and invective. See also: counterexample.

This clown reminds me of ITLOD.

ITLOD by Elmo April 27, 2005

iToddler 

Someone who is too incompetent to use a real computer or smartphone so they use Apple devices and join the Apple cult.
This term is often used on sites like 4chan to roast Apple users.

Anon: I broke my iPhone screen and took it to the Apple store and they wanted to charge me $400 to get it fixed
Anon: iToddler btfo

iToddler by Zipdox October 2, 2019

iPlod Shuffle 

The oblivious, zombielike walk characteristic of the public iPod user. The iPlod Shuffle is often observable in areas such as gyms, shopping malls and college campuses. Shufflers are distinguishable by vacant stares, open-mouthed breathing patterns and a tendency to consistently get in the way of timely transit.

There were so many iPlod Shuffles downtown today, it was like fucking Resident Evil.

iPlod Shuffle by Bronan the Barbarian! December 27, 2010

iplod 

To walk along in oblivion to one's surroundings whilst listening to music via headphones.

Those who iplod across the street without looking may end up as roadkill.

iplod by Zak Walshon May 13, 2004

iplode 

the act of blowing out one's eardrums as a result of playing one's earphones too loud.

Your turn your ipod up really loud so that you don't have to hear your nagging mother, girl/boyfriend, etc., but you turn it up so loud (becasue their mouths are so big) that you pop your eardrums.

iplode by Ayesha C. DeRaville July 13, 2005

iClod 

A person who in this day and age is completely ignorant of current technology and fads.

"I asked Jim to look me up on facebook and he said 'what's that?'. God he's such an iClod."

iClod by Partykrasher December 22, 2009

itlog 

egg, testicles

bayag

Napaungol si Aldrin ng sapuin ni Cindy ang dalawa niyang itlog at lamukusin.

Aldrin moaned when Cindy cupped his itlogs and squeezed them.

itlog by Macmac September 30, 2007