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A person who in this day and age is completely ignorant of current technology and fads.
"I asked Jim to look me up on facebook and he said 'what's that?'. God he's such an iClod."
iClod by Partykrasher December 22, 2009
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An iPod wearing moron who is oblivious to the world outside of their earbuds.
I was nearly run over by an iClod on the bike trail yesterday when I was out walking.
iClod by Rob43 September 27, 2007
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iPlod Shuffle 

The oblivious, zombielike walk characteristic of the public iPod user. The iPlod Shuffle is often observable in areas such as gyms, shopping malls and college campuses. Shufflers are distinguishable by vacant stares, open-mouthed breathing patterns and a tendency to consistently get in the way of timely transit.
There were so many iPlod Shuffles downtown today, it was like fucking Resident Evil.
A cell phone that tries to copy the iPhone in both looks and features.
That iClone I bought in Japan was way cheaper than what you got, and it works exactly the same.
iClone by Ben Goddard August 19, 2008
To walk along in oblivion to one's surroundings whilst listening to music via headphones.
Those who iplod across the street without looking may end up as roadkill.
iplod by Zak Walshon May 13, 2004
the act of blowing out one's eardrums as a result of playing one's earphones too loud.
Your turn your ipod up really loud so that you don't have to hear your nagging mother, girl/boyfriend, etc., but you turn it up so loud (becasue their mouths are so big) that you pop your eardrums.
iplode by Ayesha C. DeRaville July 13, 2005

iClothing 

A fashion/technology creation which is iPad compatible. The iDress & iTee feature reinforced padded pouches. They are an easy, comfortable way to store your iPad on the go.
Your iClothing is cool
Put your iPad in your iTee or iDress on the train/bus
iClothing by XXRosieXX July 11, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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