iplode

the act of blowing out one's eardrums as a result of playing one's earphones too loud.

Your turn your ipod up really loud so that you don't have to hear your nagging mother, girl/boyfriend, etc., but you turn it up so loud (becasue their mouths are so big) that you pop your eardrums.

by Ayesha C. DeRaville July 13, 2005

iPlod Shuffle

The oblivious, zombielike walk characteristic of the public iPod user. The iPlod Shuffle is often observable in areas such as gyms, shopping malls and college campuses. Shufflers are distinguishable by vacant stares, open-mouthed breathing patterns and a tendency to consistently get in the way of timely transit.

There were so many iPlod Shuffles downtown today, it was like fucking Resident Evil.

by Bronan the Barbarian! December 27, 2010

ipoded

A rely rely good song worthy of ipoding

Ben: Hey i rely like that song its so good.
Amie: Yep its been ipoded

by Ben.and.Amie February 28, 2008

iplod

To walk along in oblivion to one's surroundings whilst listening to music via headphones.

Those who iplod across the street without looking may end up as roadkill.

by Zak Walshon May 13, 2004

implode

To collapse in on ones self, to explode inwards. Also, to fail miserably at something.

Shit, i fucking imploded on that math test.

by Burt Reynolds February 26, 2003

Ex-Implode

An Explosion and Implosion that happen at the exact same time, causeing the object to remain exactly the same. All you would see would be a puff of smoke.

WTF! That Cow just Ex-Imploded!
Awesome!

WWGFD?
Ex-Implode!

by Matt Hirst March 19, 2007

ipode

When old dears can't quite get the pronunciation right! Usually occurs when shopping for a teenage grandson/daughter. Misconception of the popular musical device.

"Excuse me young man, could you please direct me to where the ipodes are found? My Gradson wants one for christmas."

"Hello sir, do you supply compact disks for the "ipode" as my grandaughter put it?"

"I wonder if I could get Vera Lynn on an ipode record?"

"Young people these days. Back in my day the only thing you could do was play scrabble! All these computors, television programmes and so called ipodes are corrupting this country!"

by Canaryteen December 15, 2009