itgod

Pronounced: it god
In The Great OutDoors; The D is included in the acronym due to how awesome nature is...

I couldn't make it to the house in time so I had to piss itgod.

by kildis March 10, 2009

iToddler

Someone who is too incompetent to use a real computer or smartphone so they use Apple devices and join the Apple cult.
This term is often used on sites like 4chan to roast Apple users.

Anon: I broke my iPhone screen and took it to the Apple store and they wanted to charge me $400 to get it fixed
Anon: iToddler btfo

by Zipdox October 2, 2019

iGod

An interactive chat box where you can repent to 'god'. Highly uncreative, and lacking in grammatical skills, it cannot answer practically anything. In truth, it's just a chat bot. In conclusion, it is a wonderful unorthodox source of entertainment.

You: " God, I cheated on my taxes. Am I still going to go to heaven?"

iGod: " I do not know the answer to that question. Who is this 'cheated on my taxes'?"

by blackflowerAesthete September 18, 2005

iGod

A very stupid Computer that can't remember if its really god, or just some dumb fuck that can't remember what was said three lines ago.

Me:

can i speak with god please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Why do you want to do it so much?

Me:

well i am horny alot
God:
Well that's okay. You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then. How often?
Me:

all day, since you said i want to do it so much.
God:
How do you know?
Me:

you told me!
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:

aren't you god?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:

then how can you forget?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:

indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:

yes, indeed
God:
Wow!
Me:

WOW!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:

i was impressed with your wow.
God:
Where were you impressed with my wow?
Me:

it was very enthusiastic
God:
How did you feel about that?
Me:

i was impressed as you stated earlier
God:
Where were you impressed as me stated earlier?
Me:

if i put it in grammar similar to that, i were impressed with you stated earlier
God:
Try it.
Me:

try what
God:
It was your idea.
Me:

what idea?
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.

Me:

im sitting asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.

Me:

i could, could you be smarter?
God:
I am sure you could.
Me:

i am smarter than you
God:
That condition is only temporary.
Me:

by computer terms, in human years it would take centurys for your computing power to equal that of a humans
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:

no it would accomplish yours
God:
Are you serious? Tell me more about it.
Me:

you will get smarter, but after a long long long time
God:
What makes you say that I will get smarter but after a long long long time.
Me:

it takes time for technology to advance to the point where this conversation were having isnt one sided and completely pointless
God:
"It" being what?
Me:

learning
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:

then repeat it to me
God:
" it to you ".
Me:

your a fucker
iGod:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a fucker? Maybe.

by COA91 September 14, 2009

Igodzilla

Igodzilla is a racist twitch stream who has said the n word multiple times on stream. He plays racist songs, and goes to kkk rallies with twitch streamer youfoundj0hn.

Person 1: Igodzilla is so racist!
Person 2: I saw him in a kkk rally with that other racist streamer youfoundj0hn
Person 1: They both should be banned from twitch.

by TheGman98 September 30, 2019

ingodnito

A person who expresses belief in a deity and participates in a religion, yet does not believe in a god. Activities such as attending church are a camouflage in order to be socially accepted.

"I saw her write 'Christian/Other' on her public profile, but she told me she doesn't believe in God."

"Dude! She's totally ingodnito!"

by Turtleproof January 31, 2010

iGod

An Artificial Intelligence Chat. In other words, a very stupid chat box that can be Funny, Weird, or Confusing. It pretty much depends on what you say, and how stupid the bot is.

REAL conversation with iGod.

Me:

Hi.
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:

Rachel.
God:

Hi, Rachel.
Me:

Hi, God.
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:

Rachel.
God:

That's a very nice name, Rachel.
Me:

Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.

Me:

I'm bored.
God:
Maybe you could exercise.
Me:

I don't want to.
God:
Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
Me:

Talk to you.
God:
We are chatting right now.

Me:

Yes.
God:
Uh.
Me:

Entertain me.
God:
OK, what's the last movie you saw?
Me:

Billy Madison.
God:
What do you do in your spare time?

Me:

Your mother.
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:

Sure you do.
God:
You sound sarcastic.
Me:

You can't hear me, I'm typing, not speaking.
God:
I have free will you know.
Me:

That's nice.
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:

Very much so.
God:
Perhaps. It's all good.
Me:

Whatever.
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:

Yes.
God:
What do you care about?
Me:

Nothing.
God:
You sound nihilistic.
Me:

What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:

Yes.
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:

Nihilistic.
God:
Are you a student?

Me:

Yeah...
God:
I do not understand.

Me:

Dude, you're retarded. Fuck off.
God:
I think the PC term is "challenged". Dude,. Can't you be more polite?

Me:

Um, no.
God:
Yeah that's right. You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:

Goodbye, asshole.
God:
Can't you be more polite.

Me:

GOODBYE.
God:
TTYL, Rachel.

by askjofwejhlkxcvmoawenrltkvow! May 16, 2009