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itlog by filipinoguy February 1, 2005
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illogoracy
illogoracy is an affliction that educators have yet to tackle effectively. innumeracy illiteracy myologia
illogoracy by Zembayyeh August 14, 2010
ilogizomechanophobia
Fear of the internet
Heightened internet exposure has shown in some cases to increase symptoms of ilogizomechanophobia, which include: breathlessness, excessive sweating, nausea, dry mouth, feeling sick, shaking, heart palpitations, inability to speak or think clearly, a fear of dying, becoming mad or losing control, a sensation of detachment from reality or a full blown anxiety attack.
You are not the only one to suffer from this phobia. Most sufferers are surprised to learn that they are far from alone in this surprisingly common, although often unspoken, phobia.
There is no way out.
You are not the only one to suffer from this phobia. Most sufferers are surprised to learn that they are far from alone in this surprisingly common, although often unspoken, phobia.
There is no way out.
ilogizomechanophobia by conglomerate February 1, 2009
Illogistics
the planning, implementation, and coordination of the details of a business or other operation in preparation for an event that is mythological or totally insane.
If the rapture happened right now, what would happen to my cats? I need to take care of the illogistics and register the cats with the good people at After The Rapture Pet Care
Illogistics by cheeseinvert June 18, 2011
Illogical
" Captain Kirk, that is highly illogical"
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.