iToddler

Someone who is too incompetent to use a real computer or smartphone so they use Apple devices and join the Apple cult.
This term is often used on sites like 4chan to roast Apple users.

Anon: I broke my iPhone screen and took it to the Apple store and they wanted to charge me $400 to get it fixed
Anon: iToddler btfo

iToddler by Zipdox October 2, 2019

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iToddler

Someone with a decent job in a first world country able to afford Apple devices and so they use Apple devices and join the Apple cult.

This term is often used on sites like 4chan by poor people to roast Apple users who are too busy having sex to care.

Anon: I broke my iPhone screen and took it to the Apple store and they wanted to charge me $400 to get it fixed
Anon: iToddler btfo

An iToddler I know btfo himself when he smashed his itoy when it fell out his pocket while he performed complex neurosurgery for $500 an hour. And not only that he's now wasting money on a newer version!

iToddler by Based Chad April 5, 2020

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- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
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Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

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jalopy

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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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