IFOMC

I fell off my chair, an acronym.

Lisa: I just saw dave fall down
Jane: IFOMC

by David_Dandilion November 12, 2017

iForce

A bunch of FanBoys who arrive at a bar and upon ordering their Creme de Menthe Frappe's immediately start texting each other on their iPhones.

An iForce is a gaggle of iFops on the town after a hard days shopping at the Apple Store.

by blackchurch November 7, 2010

ifocn

ifocn meaning in front of computer naked

girls name sais in chat room "i'm ifocn"

guys reaction, ask to view webcam...

by valinco August 22, 2009

iFomo

A jealous obsession felt by the few who, when around their friends who all have iPhones, have a fear of missing out on the many advantageous entertainment methods an iPhone has to offer over 'ye olde mobiles'.

(Two friends sitting on the same couch playing 'Words with Friends'...whilst a third friend sits in between, only with his primitive 'button phone' to keep him entertained)

Friend 1 (iPhone): Bullshit, there's no way what you just sent is a word, you made that up!....(enters a reply word to Friend 2). Suck on this fgt!

Friend 2 (iPhone): Haha you idiot, you're guessing this shit as much as I am!

Friend 3 (Non-iPhone): -_- (wondering wtf is going on) ...man I got some serious iFomo.

by markbar May 3, 2011

iFOCALS

The propensity of those over 40 to repeatedly touch the screen of an Apple product in order to enlarge it more and more. This is done so that the users can deny to themselves that what they really need is reading glasses.

Courtney's vision was so bad that she could no longer rely on just her iFOCALS to read her e-mail.

by thehawk525 June 16, 2011

IFOCE

The International federation of competitive eating.

The IFOCE kicks ASS!

by Zach G. November 20, 2003

IAFOMCROFLMFAOOL!

A combination of internet phrases.

iafomc-rofl-lmfao-lol

When combined it means "I almost fell off my chair rolling on the floor laughing my f***ing ass off out loud"

*watches funny video*
Internet Guy: IAFOMCROFLMFAOOL!!! XD

by thutley December 3, 2006