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Hypotheshit 

Using one's expertise or background knowledge to speculate on a topic that is usually unrelated to said background in an ostensibly convincing manner, i.e. to hypothesize and bullshit simultaneously

Pronunciation with the same emphasis as hypothesize or hypothesis: hy'POTHeshit

First known usage in Boston
"He was probably hypotheshitting about cell biology since his thesis was in astrophysics."

"Stop hypotheshitting about what you don't know and read me the dictionary definition."

"She was an expert hypotheshitter, which is to say, she'd make an excellent political leader one day."
Hypotheshit by Photo51 March 17, 2024
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mac's hypothesis 

Mac's hypothesis is the theory that a man can establish whether he is straight or gay by watching gay porn and seeing if he gets hard.
Person A: Fuck man I followed Mac's hypothesis yesterday and I got hard
Person B: Wtf fuck outta here you homo
mac's hypothesis by nignog10297 September 15, 2020

Subhan's Dating Hypothesis 

When considering a female partner, her weight in pounds must be above her height in centimetres.
Did you hear about his new girl, Emily? She's so big, she confirms to Subhan's Dating Hypothesis.

TDAH (the drug associative hypothesis)

TDAH (shortened form of the words "the drug associative hypothesis" - Basically the knowledge and awareness that certain types of media can influence what substances we take- hence example...
Mother 1: Hey, chris is listening to Pink Floyd, so be prepared- he might take LSD sometime in the future...

Mother 2: Hey, Sarah is dancing to rave music, so be prepared- she might take Ecstasy sometime in the future...

Father 1: Hey, Danny is watching The Simpsons, so be prepared- he might take alcohol sometime in the future... oh wait, thats not bad :)

TDAH (the drug associative hypothesis)

Note- This is not necessarily accurate, however the term relates to the lifestyles and media influences associated with the drug in question, and is an easy way of identifying what drug might be craved and taken under the influence of what lifestyle the given person has chosen :P

hypothesis 

A prediction or educated-guess based on current evidence that is yet to be tested.
I hypothesize that my pants will decend.

It seems that my hypothesis was correct. Now, to get funky.
hypothesis by Didda Tinkle June 6, 2004

Trackenberg Hypothesis 

If you have a solid food, and you put nutella on it, it now tastes better than before you added the nutella.
Friend: These cookies are stale I'm just gonna throw them out.

Me: WAIT!!! Use the Trackenberg Hypothesis.

Friend: You're right... mmmmmmm soooooooo gooooood

hollow earth hypothesis

A hypothesis proposed by some that states the earth is hollow and may have people or tiny suns inside of it. Jules Verne used this idea in a story of his, The Journey to the Center of the Earth (sorry I can't italicize on this phone).
Others believe were on the inside of the earth and outer space is inner space. However its proved that space is expanding so that's debunked.
Jon believes the earth is hollow on the inside, so he is an adhereant to the hollow earth hypothesis.
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murderhobo 

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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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