wood age

A hypothetical time period when humans didn't use stone as their main tools.
Also a stage of cultural development where no one uses stone tools.
The botocudo Indians of south america used absolutely no stone implements at all, rather their tools were fashioned from bamboo and plant fibers. Because of the lack of stone useage, they were in the wood age, even lower than the Paleolithic.
by happyatcommonsense March 07, 2015
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Shrek'd

When you were sent dank memes of Shrek by someone.
Ella sent Shrek memes to Johnny on Discord. After being Shrek'd, the chat was all ogre.
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wood heater

A stove that is used to heat a house with wood as it's fuel source. Can be made out of tin, steel, cast iron, etc.
A wood heater heats my house.
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hollow earth hypothesis

A hypothesis proposed by some that states the earth is hollow and may have people or tiny suns inside of it. Jules Verne used this idea in a story of his, The Journey to the Center of the Earth (sorry I can't italicize on this phone).
Others believe were on the inside of the earth and outer space is inner space. However its proved that space is expanding so that's debunked.
Jon believes the earth is hollow on the inside, so he is an adhereant to the hollow earth hypothesis.
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Thirteen Ghosts

A horror film from 2001 that stars Monk and Shaggy from Scooby Doo '02 film.
There's this evil uncle who gets some people's spirits in glass box in a glass house so he can get his family into opening the machine/ house. The ghosts come out and the living people try to do the right thing, which makes the machine house blowing up and the uncle dying via the ghosts who put him in the house center, which has blades.
Ok here's the titular ghosts that people are interested in, the backstories don't appear in the film and are hardly mentioned in the movie, but are in some DVD-first born son: kid who got in accident. Torso: gambler who ran up with the mafia. Bound Woman: A jerk who was killed by an ex. Withered Lover: The wife of the Father (Monk) who is actually harmless and proactive. Torn Prince: teenager who got set up and died in a car crash. Angry Princess: suicidal chick. Pilgrimess: a woman who was falsely accused of being a witch and was victim to mass hysteria. Great Child and Dire Mother: A mentally handicapped circus freak who killed a lot of people since he was defending his midget mother whos a rape victim and helped raise him badly. Hammer: Good guy in life who avenged his family by killing the higher ups who were thugs, but was brutally killed by the town. Jackal: an mentally unwell guy who wanted help but went insane in a nuthouse. Juggernaut: the Jason Vorhees of the group, very strong and tall and was abused and neglected too much, making him go mad.
I saw Thirteen Ghosts, but don't take it seriously or it might mess up your walk with God, or because of boredom.
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maul

A large hammer, usually made with a wooden head, though steel is also common. Can have an end which tapers to a wedge, which is called a splitting maul.
I used that maul to split the firewood.
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girl

Formal: a female child or teen
Informal: a young woman
Those stupid pedophiles better not touch that girl!
by happyatcommonsense April 05, 2015
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