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Shitty Wank Demon

A weird Youtube creature that stalks through Youtube looking for the next victim. May or may not have a virus in the video, but is otherwise harmless.
The video is of a claymation guy pooping and then blowing his load on his feces, and a rabbit humanoid creature pops out and gives him 3 wishes. The guy wishes for a castle and one appears but it's made of poop and cum. Then he asks for a boat and a boat made of poop appears, and then he asks to go home and is teleported to a world made of poop and wank.
Another video has a person (maybe the same dude from the first) doing the same as before but in a toilet, so the shitty wank demon's wife appears and throws poop like a chimp.
Don't go to the Shitty Wank Demon's world, it is made of raw sewage.
by happyatcommonsense March 26, 2019
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Momo

Some stupid prank that people spread around urging little kids to do harm to themselves or others.
Momo literally was all over the news. Whoever is behind it will be arrested for sure.
by happyatcommonsense February 28, 2019
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Peep and the Big Wide World

A sweet, innocent kids show that features three young birds, some other animals, and their adventures in a large urban sanctuary or park. The titular character is a young male chick named Peep, who is friends with a female robin named Chirp who is learning to fly, and a egotistical but good hearted duck named Quack.
Is found on Youtube and on PBS.
Peep and the Big Wide World is an interesting little kids show. I watch it while recovering from surgery.
by happyatcommonsense February 28, 2019
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false shooter

Someone who claims to shoot something or someone, like a school, and not do it.
I knew a guy who was a false shooter, and got a felon at 18.
by happyatcommonsense February 28, 2019
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Thirteen Ghosts

A horror film from 2001 that stars Monk and Shaggy from Scooby Doo '02 film.
There's this evil uncle who gets some people's spirits in glass box in a glass house so he can get his family into opening the machine/ house. The ghosts come out and the living people try to do the right thing, which makes the machine house blowing up and the uncle dying via the ghosts who put him in the house center, which has blades.
Ok here's the titular ghosts that people are interested in, the backstories don't appear in the film and are hardly mentioned in the movie, but are in some DVD-first born son: kid who got in accident. Torso: gambler who ran up with the mafia. Bound Woman: A jerk who was killed by an ex. Withered Lover: The wife of the Father (Monk) who is actually harmless and proactive. Torn Prince: teenager who got set up and died in a car crash. Angry Princess: suicidal chick. Pilgrimess: a woman who was falsely accused of being a witch and was victim to mass hysteria. Great Child and Dire Mother: A mentally handicapped circus freak who killed a lot of people since he was defending his midget mother whos a rape victim and helped raise him badly. Hammer: Good guy in life who avenged his family by killing the higher ups who were thugs, but was brutally killed by the town. Jackal: an mentally unwell guy who wanted help but went insane in a nuthouse. Juggernaut: the Jason Vorhees of the group, very strong and tall and was abused and neglected too much, making him go mad.
I saw Thirteen Ghosts, but don't take it seriously or it might mess up your walk with God, or because of boredom.
by happyatcommonsense February 24, 2019
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When you F up

When one does something really bad they will regret later (unless they have no conscience at all).
I knew a guy who planned a school shooting cuz he got upset over a rumor of him and a girl. Turns out he was joking though he got a felon and it was all over the news. That guy is an example of When you F up.
by happyatcommonsense February 24, 2019
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Shrek'd

When you were sent dank memes of Shrek by someone.
Ella sent Shrek memes to Johnny on Discord. After being Shrek'd, the chat was all ogre.
by happyatcommonsense November 6, 2018
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