happyatcommonsense's definitions

wood age

A hypothetical time period when humans didn't use stone as their main tools.
Also a stage of cultural development where no one uses stone tools.

The botocudo Indians of south america used absolutely no stone implements at all, rather their tools were fashioned from bamboo and plant fibers. Because of the lack of stone useage, they were in the wood age, even lower than the Paleolithic.

by happyatcommonsense March 7, 2015

trunchbull

A mean woman on the movie Matilda who harrased kids potentially killing them with little remorse until the end of the movie. Had a softer side in the scene where she thought a ghost of her deceased nephew has attacking her.

The Trunchbull threw a girl by her pigtails.

by happyatcommonsense January 29, 2015

old earth creationism

Old earth creationism is a branch of creationism that holds to much of the secular dates assigned to the earth. Many hold to the day age idea that the creation days (Hebrew yom) could be eons or so of time. They reject macroevolution, particularly darwinian, and state that all creatures, including tiktallik, were either created by God or microevolved .

He adheres to old earth creationism.

by happyatcommonsense January 25, 2015

time cube

Time cube is an idea that is if the earth stood still, north,south, east and west would be sun up, sun down, midnight and midday. It goes on talking about how this equals 96 hours and goes on to oppisites about genders and simple math.

I am one of the few people who understands some of the time cube.

by happyatcommonsense February 4, 2015

Evolution

A change in populations over time.

Charles Darwin and others first gave the theory serious light, and it has been proven to be true.

The first human arguably started with Homo Erectus, some dude with an ape like head but used fire, tools, and language, then evolution marched on to have groups like Neanderthals and eventually Homo Sapiens Sapiens (us).
The evolution of the music industry is interesting.

by happyatcommonsense December 3, 2017

maul

A large hammer, usually made with a wooden head, though steel is also common. Can have an end which tapers to a wedge, which is called a splitting maul.

I used that maul to split the firewood.

by happyatcommonsense May 3, 2015

girl

Formal: a female child or teen
Informal: a young woman

Those stupid pedophiles better not touch that girl!

by happyatcommonsense April 5, 2015