happyatcommonsense's definitions

old earth creationism

Old earth creationism is a branch of creationism that holds to much of the secular dates assigned to the earth. Many hold to the day age idea that the creation days (Hebrew yom) could be eons or so of time. They reject macroevolution, particularly darwinian, and state that all creatures, including tiktallik, were either created by God or microevolved .

He adheres to old earth creationism.

by happyatcommonsense January 25, 2015

trunchbull

A mean woman on the movie Matilda who harrased kids potentially killing them with little remorse until the end of the movie. Had a softer side in the scene where she thought a ghost of her deceased nephew has attacking her.

The Trunchbull threw a girl by her pigtails.

by happyatcommonsense January 29, 2015

knout

A Russian whip. Different kinds exist such as a bunch of plaited hide interwoven with metal wire, another kind is a long lash with a ring or hook that's joined by another lash with a hook/ring and ends in a hard leather beak.
100-120 lashes would be lethal.

Peter the Great is claimed to have used the knout on his son Alexis.

by happyatcommonsense January 30, 2015

googleman

A Guy on Google

A tech nerd can be a googleman especially if he works programming Google software.

by happyatcommonsense January 31, 2015

time cube

Time cube is an idea that is if the earth stood still, north,south, east and west would be sun up, sun down, midnight and midday. It goes on talking about how this equals 96 hours and goes on to oppisites about genders and simple math.

I am one of the few people who understands some of the time cube.

by happyatcommonsense February 4, 2015

hand axe

A prehistoric tool that is the equivalent of an axe head yet was held in the hand. Made of stone, it was chipped around the edges to make it sharp. Most cavemen fossils are accompanied by these.

It wouldn't surprise me if stone age jungle dwellers still use a hand axe.

by happyatcommonsense February 22, 2015

wood age

A hypothetical time period when humans didn't use stone as their main tools.
Also a stage of cultural development where no one uses stone tools.

The botocudo Indians of south america used absolutely no stone implements at all, rather their tools were fashioned from bamboo and plant fibers. Because of the lack of stone useage, they were in the wood age, even lower than the Paleolithic.

by happyatcommonsense March 7, 2015