Hypocriticism 

n. Colorful commentary, typically unhelpful advice, offered by a person guilty of making the same mistakes.

When my alcoholic father tells me, "You know, you really shouldn't drink so much," I always make sure to thank him for his hypocriticism.

Hypocriticism by Ben Earl Jones September 25, 2010

Hypocriticism 

When someone has a double standard and criticizes you for doing something they themselves are constantly guilty of

Dani just told me not to talk to girls...but she talks to guys all the time...such hypocriticism

Hypocriticism by Bennyboi265 October 7, 2019

hypocriticism 

a magestic word created by an idiot. use as you please

"its the hypocriticism for me"

hypocriticism by the idiots friend October 30, 2020

hypocriticizer 

A hypocrite. A person who professes beliefs and opinions that he or she does not hold in order to conceal his or her real feelings or motives. Someone who doesn't practice what they preach. Invented by George W. Bush in the film "Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay".

Kumar: Dude, this is weed!

George W. Bush: That's Alabama kush, that's only the finest.

Kumar: So you get high and then you put other people who smoke weed in jail?

George W. Bush: Duh!

Kumar: That's so hypocritical!

George W. Bush: Oh yeah, well let me ask you something kuuumarrr. You like giving hand jobs?

Kumar: No sir

George W. Bush: You like getting hand jobs?

Kumar: Huh yeah.

George W. Bush: Well that makes you a fucking hypocriticizer too, so shut the fuck up and smoke my weed.

hypocriticizer by bobcajun July 15, 2010

hypocriticize 

The act of being critical and hypocritical at the same time.

For example when one gossips behind someone's back about gossiping behind someone's back.

"I am going to hypocriticize Kim Kardashian's life choices so don't judge me.

hypocriticize by bexness June 17, 2016

hypocriticizer 

Someone who is a hypocrite. They same something but do the exact opposite. Word was first used on Harold and Kumar when they found president Bush somking weed.

Kumar: Sir you smoke weed but you put people in prison for smoking weed. You're a hypocrite.
Pres Bush: Kumar do you like getting hand jobs?
Kumar: Yeah.
Pres Bush: DO you like giving hand jobs?
Kumar: No!
Pres Bush: Then you're just as much a hypocriticizer.

hypocriticizer by Perky Toobs Bandit March 1, 2009

Hypocriticusjerkenvodum 

Hypocriticusjerkenvodum is the fear of doughnuts

Hypocriticusjerkenvodum by Anonymous April 16, 2003