hypocriticus
parents who don't believe in god who get their kids christened because they don't have the back bone to say no.
hypocriticus by magicker July 5, 2018
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Hypocritical
To do one action/ say something/ practise a way of life then be offended/insulted/ protest when others do the same (to you).
When Courtney takes joy in pouring water on the object of her affection/ boredom's top to make her unwittingly enter into a wet T shirt contest but protests when that same person does/ attempts to do the same to her. That makes her hypocritical.
Hypocritical by Ce Soir, Cet Orange, Ce Lieu August 12, 2008
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Hypocritical Feminist
A woman that uses her elevated position in combination with a fake and unchallenged, “feminist stance” for her own selfish gains. She does not help other women or society, more generally. Therefore, her brand of “feminism” could be more harmful to women than misogyny.
Blanca was fucking her own (male) graduate student advisee at the same time she was working on campus legislation against fraternization, publicly. Other male professors were fired for similar offenses, but she got away with it because she played the feminist card. She is a hypocritical feminist.
Lynn is such a hypocritical feminist! She says she fights for women, but she steals work from her female direct reports all the time.
Lynn is such a hypocritical feminist! She says she fights for women, but she steals work from her female direct reports all the time.
Hypocritical Feminist by Hsin2187 June 12, 2016
Hypocriticism
n. Colorful commentary, typically unhelpful advice, offered by a person guilty of making the same mistakes.
When my alcoholic father tells me, "You know, you really shouldn't drink so much," I always make sure to thank him for his hypocriticism.
Hypocriticism by Ben Earl Jones September 25, 2010
hypocriticizer
A hypocrite. A person who professes beliefs and opinions that he or she does not hold in order to conceal his or her real feelings or motives. Someone who doesn't practice what they preach. Invented by George W. Bush in the film "Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay".
Kumar: Dude, this is weed!
George W. Bush: That's Alabama kush, that's only the finest.
Kumar: So you get high and then you put other people who smoke weed in jail?
George W. Bush: Duh!
Kumar: That's so hypocritical!
George W. Bush: Oh yeah, well let me ask you something kuuumarrr. You like giving hand jobs?
Kumar: No sir
George W. Bush: You like getting hand jobs?
Kumar: Huh yeah.
George W. Bush: Well that makes you a fucking hypocriticizer too, so shut the fuck up and smoke my weed.
George W. Bush: That's Alabama kush, that's only the finest.
Kumar: So you get high and then you put other people who smoke weed in jail?
George W. Bush: Duh!
Kumar: That's so hypocritical!
George W. Bush: Oh yeah, well let me ask you something kuuumarrr. You like giving hand jobs?
Kumar: No sir
George W. Bush: You like getting hand jobs?
Kumar: Huh yeah.
George W. Bush: Well that makes you a fucking hypocriticizer too, so shut the fuck up and smoke my weed.
hypocriticizer by bobcajun July 15, 2010
Hypocriticism
When someone has a double standard and criticizes you for doing something they themselves are constantly guilty of
Hypocriticism by Bennyboi265 October 7, 2019
Hypocritis Disease
The disease of being a hypocrite.
Person 1: "Dude, you gotta work on your acne, your face looks like a pepperoni pizza!"
Person 2: "Well you have worse acne than me! You, my friend, have hypocritis disease!"
Person 2: "Well you have worse acne than me! You, my friend, have hypocritis disease!"
Hypocritis Disease by FireOnSteroids July 28, 2020
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