hypocriticized
hypocriticized by aesookghyo July 10, 2010
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hypocriticizer
A hypocrite. A person who professes beliefs and opinions that he or she does not hold in order to conceal his or her real feelings or motives. Someone who doesn't practice what they preach. Invented by George W. Bush in the film "Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay".
Kumar: Dude, this is weed!
George W. Bush: That's Alabama kush, that's only the finest.
Kumar: So you get high and then you put other people who smoke weed in jail?
George W. Bush: Duh!
Kumar: That's so hypocritical!
George W. Bush: Oh yeah, well let me ask you something kuuumarrr. You like giving hand jobs?
Kumar: No sir
George W. Bush: You like getting hand jobs?
Kumar: Huh yeah.
George W. Bush: Well that makes you a fucking hypocriticizer too, so shut the fuck up and smoke my weed.
George W. Bush: That's Alabama kush, that's only the finest.
Kumar: So you get high and then you put other people who smoke weed in jail?
George W. Bush: Duh!
Kumar: That's so hypocritical!
George W. Bush: Oh yeah, well let me ask you something kuuumarrr. You like giving hand jobs?
Kumar: No sir
George W. Bush: You like getting hand jobs?
Kumar: Huh yeah.
George W. Bush: Well that makes you a fucking hypocriticizer too, so shut the fuck up and smoke my weed.
hypocriticizer by bobcajun July 15, 2010
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hypocriticize
For example when one gossips behind someone's back about gossiping behind someone's back.
"I am going to hypocriticize Kim Kardashian's life choices so don't judge me.
"I am going to hypocriticize Kim Kardashian's life choices so don't judge me.
hypocriticize by bexness June 17, 2016
hypocriticizer
Someone who is a hypocrite. They same something but do the exact opposite. Word was first used on Harold and Kumar when they found president Bush somking weed.
Kumar: Sir you smoke weed but you put people in prison for smoking weed. You're a hypocrite.
Pres Bush: Kumar do you like getting hand jobs?
Kumar: Yeah.
Pres Bush: DO you like giving hand jobs?
Kumar: No!
Pres Bush: Then you're just as much a hypocriticizer.
Pres Bush: Kumar do you like getting hand jobs?
Kumar: Yeah.
Pres Bush: DO you like giving hand jobs?
Kumar: No!
Pres Bush: Then you're just as much a hypocriticizer.
hypocriticizer by Perky Toobs Bandit March 1, 2009
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