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Hypocrap 

The words that are spoken by a Hypocrite
Bob: Joe, did you hear that our Presient is going to cut taxes

Joe: Just another piece of Hypocrap. It will never happen
Hypocrap by el Cee June 4, 2014
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Hypocrazy 

Ultra-loud, overly confident people who refuse to see that their actions are exactly the opposite of what they profess to believe.
Newt Gingrich campaigning for the Defense of Marriage Act is the height of hypocrazy.
Someone who is hypocrazy will change Wikipedia before admitting a mistake.
Hypocrazy by Graypets June 30, 2011
A hypocrip is someone who was once a member of the Crip Gang but eventually became affiliated with Blood gang. Hypocrips are very uncommon because most Crips are Crips for life upon entry.
That nigga Jay a hypocrip!
hypocrip by XGermanNinjaX December 11, 2017

hypocryphal

An untrue story told to support a point you don't believe in.
From an NYU panel discussion about Naqoyqatsi: 'Some people might accuse me of being hypocryphal for using technology to criticize a technological society...'
hypocryphal by SlowMovingTarget October 20, 2004

hypocracy 

The British government advocates moral standards to which it does not conform. Britain's political system is therefore a hypocracy.
hypocracy by Andrew Lugton October 5, 2006

hypocripster 

Making fun of and heavily judging hipsters as frequently as possible while, in reality, embodying all of the characteristics of a hipster yourself.
Sarah:
"Ug, that is the most hipstertastic bike in the world. Stupid fixies. I can't look at this anymore! Whatever...I'm off to go host my recycled arts and crafts night and must go dumpster dive for the appetizers."

Jordan:
"You are the biggest hypocripster I know!"
hypocripster by SCAFS July 22, 2009

Hypocripster 

Noun: Hypocritical hipsters that hate other hipsters.
Dude, did you just hear that guy say "deck?"
Yeah. I thought he claimed not to be a hipster?
Exactly. He's also a fan of plaid.
That's what we call a hypocripster.
Hypocripster by thealphaproject October 29, 2010
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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