hypocripster 

Making fun of and heavily judging hipsters as frequently as possible while, in reality, embodying all of the characteristics of a hipster yourself.

Sarah:
"Ug, that is the most hipstertastic bike in the world. Stupid fixies. I can't look at this anymore! Whatever...I'm off to go host my recycled arts and crafts night and must go dumpster dive for the appetizers."

Jordan:
"You are the biggest hypocripster I know!"

hypocripster by SCAFS July 22, 2009

Hypocripster 

Noun: Hypocritical hipsters that hate other hipsters.

Dude, did you just hear that guy say "deck?"
Yeah. I thought he claimed not to be a hipster?
Exactly. He's also a fan of plaid.
That's what we call a hypocripster.

Hypocripster by thealphaproject October 29, 2010

Hypocripster 

One who engages in heavy criticism of hipsters, often demonstrating a vague understanding of what constitutes a hipster, but ultimately themselves embodying what a hipster truly is.

Between their fax machine method of communication and their constant livejournal posts, Sarah and Jordan are the biggest hypocripsters I know.

Hypocripster by Hypocripster July 20, 2009

hypocristeria 

A condition where one gets excessively outraged about something said online or in media, and demanding sackings, after having previously been outraged by someone's excessive outrage about something said online in media, and demanding sackings.

The right's outrage and demands for sacking of Yassmin Abdel-Magied after outrage over demands for the sacking of Bill Leak reeks of hypocristeria.

hypocristeria by The Real Coxy April 26, 2017

hipocritster 

\hip-o-crit-stur\n. a hipocritster is a person who dresses like a hipster and acts like a hipster. They like all the same things but, claim they are not a hipster and make fun of hipsters. So they dress like them to be ironic because "they liked it before hipsters liked it".

note: hipocritsters are aware that they are hipocritsters, and are proud of there hypocrisy for the shits and giggles.

also note: critsters and criticalhitsters are both slang for hipocritsters.

hipocritster: watched Invader Zim on nickelodeon because it was awesome.

hipster: watches Invader Zim on the internet, because its under appreciated and better then all shows now.

hipocritster by lootfisk August 17, 2011

hypocritter 

animals who say one thing and then do another.

That panda is such a hypocritter.

hypocritter by mosorious January 18, 2011

Hypocritster

One whom makes fun of hipsters, yet does many things hipsters do, and yet is not a hipster because they don't do hipster things for hipster reasons.

person 1: "She's such a hipster- she got that skirt from a thrift store"

person 2: "No, she's a hypocritster- she shops at thrift stores because she's poor, and makes fun of the hipsters while she is there."

Hypocritster by TurquoiseFountain March 21, 2012