Making fun of and heavily judging hipsters as frequently as possible while, in reality, embodying all of the characteristics of a hipster yourself.
"Ug, that is the most hipstertastic bike in the world. Stupid fixies. I can't look at this anymore! Whatever...I'm off to go host my recycled arts and crafts night and must go dumpster dive for the appetizers."
"You are the biggest hypocripster I know!"