Someone who always things something is wrong with their car.
A parent who has to inspect your car every time you come back from being with your friends.
A parent who has to inspect your car every time you come back from being with your friends.
"Do you hear that noise? I think I have a belt loose." "Dude, thet's the engine. Quit being a hypocardriac."
"My dad is such a hypocardriac. He went over every inch of my car with a magnifying glass looking for scratches."
"My dad is such a hypocardriac. He went over every inch of my car with a magnifying glass looking for scratches."
by VladmiraI February 15, 2009
Get the Hypocardriacmug. An automotive hypochondriac; someone who thinks every odd sound coming from their car means something drastic is going wrong with it.
n.
A person affected with hypocardria.
adj.
Relating to or affected with hypocardria.
n.
A person affected with hypocardria.
adj.
Relating to or affected with hypocardria.
I'm such a hypocardriac; when we went over that pothole, I swear I heard one of my lugnuts shear off. I was bracing myself in case the tire rolled away.
by Jhayne April 23, 2006
Get the hypocardriacmug. When someone thinks something is going wrong with the car just because they heard a thump and it never processed that you could've just ran over a bunny.
by Xbox79 May 21, 2011
Get the hypocardriacmug.