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1. An excessive preoccupation with the correct mechanical function of one's car, usually focusing on some particular symptom, such as an unfamiliar noise or the slightest of vibrations.
2. Excessive worry or talk about one's car.
1. An excessive preoccupation with the correct mechanical function of one's car, usually focusing on some particular symptom, such as an unfamiliar noise or the slightest of vibrations.
2. Excessive worry or talk about one's car.
by Slagood April 10, 2013
Get the hypocardria mug.An automotive hypochondriac; someone who thinks every odd sound coming from their car means something drastic is going wrong with it.
n.
A person affected with hypocardria.
adj.
Relating to or affected with hypocardria.
n.
A person affected with hypocardria.
adj.
Relating to or affected with hypocardria.
I'm such a hypocardriac; when we went over that pothole, I swear I heard one of my lugnuts shear off. I was bracing myself in case the tire rolled away.
by Jhayne April 23, 2006
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someone who constantly thinks something is broken or malfunctioning on their car, especially when everything is just fine.
like a hypochondriac with cars.
like a hypochondriac with cars.
on our way to the jenga tournament, danny thought he had a flat tire and pulled over to check. turns out he's just a hypocarndriac.
by drumcan jones April 7, 2011
Get the hypocarndriac mug.A condition suffered by a person who hears another person mention an illness of which they suffer and is determined to out-suffer that person.
Jane: God, I've got killer headache this morning.
Mary: I've got one too,I think it might be a tumor.
Dick:(It's not a tumor it's Psychosomaticus-Hypocondria)
Mary: I've got one too,I think it might be a tumor.
Dick:(It's not a tumor it's Psychosomaticus-Hypocondria)
by AmmoniaBinge May 7, 2010
Get the Psychosomaticus-Hypocondria mug.Someone who always things something is wrong with their car.
A parent who has to inspect your car every time you come back from being with your friends.
A parent who has to inspect your car every time you come back from being with your friends.
"Do you hear that noise? I think I have a belt loose." "Dude, thet's the engine. Quit being a hypocardriac."
"My dad is such a hypocardriac. He went over every inch of my car with a magnifying glass looking for scratches."
"My dad is such a hypocardriac. He went over every inch of my car with a magnifying glass looking for scratches."
by VladmiraI February 15, 2009
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Get the Hypocumdriac mug.The opposite of hypercondriac. Instead of always thinking they are sick, they will brag they haven never been to a doctor and/or dentist.. Eat unhealthfully and feel no shame about it and will tell you so. Could be used as a slur against someone's lifestyle habits you do not approve of. It is a rather classist slur
My friend just bragged to me he eats fast food everyday and is not fat. He doesn't care what it will do to his heart health. What a hypocondriac.
by Socialist Dude November 5, 2013
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