hypocardria 

hy•po•car•dri•a

1. An excessive preoccupation with the correct mechanical function of one's car, usually focusing on some particular symptom, such as an unfamiliar noise or the slightest of vibrations.
2. Excessive worry or talk about one's car.

After having his vehicle serviced he became a complete hypocardriact.

hypocardria by Slagood April 10, 2013

hypocardriac

An automotive hypochondriac; someone who thinks every odd sound coming from their car means something drastic is going wrong with it.

n.
A person affected with hypocardria.

adj.
Relating to or affected with hypocardria.

I'm such a hypocardriac; when we went over that pothole, I swear I heard one of my lugnuts shear off. I was bracing myself in case the tire rolled away.

hypocardriac by Jhayne April 23, 2006

hypocarndriac

someone who constantly thinks something is broken or malfunctioning on their car, especially when everything is just fine.

like a hypochondriac with cars.

on our way to the jenga tournament, danny thought he had a flat tire and pulled over to check. turns out he's just a hypocarndriac.

hypocarndriac by drumcan jones April 7, 2011

Psychosomaticus-Hypocondria 

A condition suffered by a person who hears another person mention an illness of which they suffer and is determined to out-suffer that person.

Jane: God, I've got killer headache this morning.
Mary: I've got one too,I think it might be a tumor.
Dick:(It's not a tumor it's Psychosomaticus-Hypocondria)

Psychosomaticus-Hypocondria by AmmoniaBinge May 7, 2010

Hypocardriac

Someone who always things something is wrong with their car.

A parent who has to inspect your car every time you come back from being with your friends.

"Do you hear that noise? I think I have a belt loose." "Dude, thet's the engine. Quit being a hypocardriac."

"My dad is such a hypocardriac. He went over every inch of my car with a magnifying glass looking for scratches."

Hypocardriac by VladmiraI February 15, 2009

Hypocumdriac 

One who is addicted to sperm ... penis juice

Barak Obama's mother was a hypocumdriac

Hypocumdriac by a defenitionalist September 4, 2009

hypocondriac 

The opposite of hypercondriac. Instead of always thinking they are sick, they will brag they haven never been to a doctor and/or dentist.. Eat unhealthfully and feel no shame about it and will tell you so. Could be used as a slur against someone's lifestyle habits you do not approve of. It is a rather classist slur

My friend just bragged to me he eats fast food everyday and is not fat. He doesn't care what it will do to his heart health. What a hypocondriac.

hypocondriac by Socialist Dude November 5, 2013