Definitions by Jhayne

hypocardriac

An automotive hypochondriac; someone who thinks every odd sound coming from their car means something drastic is going wrong with it.

n.
A person affected with hypocardria.

adj.
Relating to or affected with hypocardria.

I'm such a hypocardriac; when we went over that pothole, I swear I heard one of my lugnuts shear off. I was bracing myself in case the tire rolled away.

hypocardriac by Jhayne April 23, 2006