Slagood's definitions

hypocardria

hy•po•car•dri•a

1. An excessive preoccupation with the correct mechanical function of one's car, usually focusing on some particular symptom, such as an unfamiliar noise or the slightest of vibrations.
2. Excessive worry or talk about one's car.

After having his vehicle serviced he became a complete hypocardriact.

by Slagood April 10, 2013