hypmosis 

Street slang for Hypopatimus and Osmosis. Short for gym
Also an ig girl

Going to the hypmosis

hypmosis by honeydrop May 6, 2019

Hypmosis 

Just because she is young doesn't stop her from being the best casting director of all time. Her acting is so good Marilyn Monroe is hopping out of her grave to watch Extreme Cheapskates.
(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)

GIRLLL.... this new model Gigi is the best thing since Hypmosis, but not quite as la creme de la creme.

Hypmosis by satoshinaakamoto October 16, 2020

Hypnosis Mic 

Gay anime rap

Other variations: Hypmic, Hypnosismic, Hypnosis Microphone

Person 1: Hey should I watch Hypnosis Mic?
Person 2: Sure, if you’re into gay anime guys rapping.

Hypnosis Mic by doppo March 2, 2021

hotness hypnosis 

When act of finding someone so physically attractive that you overlook serious flaws in their personality.

Brad Pitt finally wakes from hotness hypnosis, starts to realize that Angelina is batshiat crazy.

hotness hypnosis by Surface Tension February 17, 2007

NetFlix Hypnosis 

NetFlix Hypnosis is a term describing what occurs when one views movies and shows on NetFlix back to back to back. Most commonly experienced with TV shows as one is able to access multiple seasons of one show. One is caught in a seemingly infinite loop of NetFlix shows and movies.

Joe hasn't got any work done since he put on season 2 of Ugly Betty, he has NetFlix Hypnosis.

NetFlix Hypnosis by BbStarD April 14, 2011

hottie hypnosis 

When going about your normal business, are confronted by an exceptionally hot person and your brain starts to shut down, making simple tasks impossible. Such affected brain centers include, but are not limited to: speech, higher reasoning, facial recognition, control of bodily functions. The only known cure is to build up a tolerance one trigger at a time. When this condition persists despite dating, it metastasizes to booty blindness.

Hottie: "Hello, could you point me to the nearest eatery?"

Dude 1: "bluuurg"

Dude 2: "Um, two blocks south, one block west. Everyone likes Taco Bell."

Hottie: "Thanks!"

Dude 2: "Buddy, what happened?"

Dude 1: (blank stare and drooling on self) "Urg, I don't know. I just .... what."

Dude 2: "Wow, total hottie hypnosis. You know what we gotta do. You're buying my taco supremo."

hottie hypnosis by AdonisTheKingofAllHeSurveys July 4, 2009

Mainstream Hypnosis Syndrome

A made-up but seemingly real phenomenon in where some tasteless, generic media or physical item (be it music, tv, literature etc.) which achieves way more attention and profits than which it deserves. It stays at the forefront of media attention from a mere 2 days (not so much a problem) all the way through several decades (major annoyance). This syndrome gets its' name from the fact that most modern mainstream media seems to hypnotise a large percentage of the population into becoming their slaves/army, often shooting way out of their target demographics. Over the past 5 decades, this syndrome has become more and more apparent, eventually leading to conflicting media/physical items and online wars that no-one cares about. Now, this power can either be used for bad, malicious, world controlling purposes such as Justin Bieber and Call of Duty or good, constructive development such as Minecraft and Gangnam Style.

It is currently unknown how people and corporations utilise this formula, but love/relationships are somehow involved in every single one. (Justin Bieber's songs, Avatar's romance, most Nick/Disney programs, a certain former little girl's cartoon that involves horses' current generation etc. Even small, obscure references to love such as Tetris' love heart in the high score screen can count. Another possible factor is that following its' popularity, metric fucktons of merchandise are produced, all the way from keychains to butt plugs.

1. Oh my god, did you see Justin Bieber last night? He totally hypnotised us with his bad voice and Canadian beaver teeth. I'll go buy 20 of his custom brand dildos for absolutely no reason!
- Belieber

2. The so-called Mainstream Hypnosis Syndrome is a lie! A dirty, filthy lie! We craft our products with heart and soul and totally no brainwashing, whatever that is, isn't that right Mr. errr, Snrub?
- Record Labels

3. Out now! New Twilight sanitary pads! Feed Edward Cullen's current blood addiction whilst you scream in agonising pain after failing to make it to the toilet in time. Buy ASAP! Call 1-800-GOFUCKYOURSELF to order!
- Merchandising companies

Mainstream Hypnosis Syndrome by AlexGRFan97 November 10, 2012