microphone

An African-American (mainly from the 1970s) that adorned an unusually large afro.

Tyrone: Wow Leroy, if you graduated in '72, your yearbook probably looked like a collection of microphones.
Leroy: Graduate? Who you talkin' to nigga?

by pleco December 28, 2005

microphone

In smoking marijuana, what a pipe turns into when one is too stoned to remember to pass it(also see babysitting)

Yo, you talkin' into a microphone there, or are you gonna pass that shit?!

by fyrelady March 6, 2008

microphone

The item used to record your pronunciation of words to submit onto the urbandictionary!

My microphone is broken, my neighboor's is broken, and my OTHER neighboor's microphone DOESN'T WORK on my computer!

by LARSTAIT November 4, 2003

microphone

can be used as a dildo in hard times

Hey angelina (les partner) do you get the dildo?
No, but i have this microphone.

by Greg April 5, 2003

microphone

to hold whatever you're smoking and talk instead of hitting it. usually done by know-it-alls who feel like they're superior to you in intellect and that you could learn a few things from them.

Guy 1: Rambling on about bands no one cares about

Guy 2: Damn man you gonna hit that shit or microphone it all night?

by locomurph June 8, 2010

Microphone

used specifically during smoking sessions,meaning to keep the blunt with you and not pass it,either intentionally or unintentionally.😁

Haji, don't microphone the joint.

by Stoner_dictionary August 17, 2018

microphone

A thing that is used to stick up peoples asses to listen inside

"Honey, I'm ready. Get the microphone"

by TTV BenDaSheep April 10, 2024