Hyptosis 

The practice or skill one has of hypnotizing another through ones feet.

"Please do not perform any hyptosis during the yoga session"

"I'm someone a master of hyptosis to be honest"

"Don't take your shoes off, I don't know if you're skilled at hyptosis"

Hyptosis by Mettatone November 29, 2023

Hypnosis Mic 

Gay anime rap

Other variations: Hypmic, Hypnosismic, Hypnosis Microphone

Person 1: Hey should I watch Hypnosis Mic?
Person 2: Sure, if you’re into gay anime guys rapping.

Hypnosis Mic by doppo March 2, 2021

hypmosis 

Street slang for Hypopatimus and Osmosis. Short for gym
Also an ig girl

Going to the hypmosis

hypmosis by honeydrop May 6, 2019

Hypmosis 

Just because she is young doesn't stop her from being the best casting director of all time. Her acting is so good Marilyn Monroe is hopping out of her grave to watch Extreme Cheapskates.
(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)

GIRLLL.... this new model Gigi is the best thing since Hypmosis, but not quite as la creme de la creme.

Hypmosis by satoshinaakamoto October 16, 2020

hotness hypnosis 

When act of finding someone so physically attractive that you overlook serious flaws in their personality.

Brad Pitt finally wakes from hotness hypnosis, starts to realize that Angelina is batshiat crazy.

hotness hypnosis by Surface Tension February 17, 2007

NetFlix Hypnosis 

NetFlix Hypnosis is a term describing what occurs when one views movies and shows on NetFlix back to back to back. Most commonly experienced with TV shows as one is able to access multiple seasons of one show. One is caught in a seemingly infinite loop of NetFlix shows and movies.

Joe hasn't got any work done since he put on season 2 of Ugly Betty, he has NetFlix Hypnosis.

NetFlix Hypnosis by BbStarD April 14, 2011

hottie hypnosis 

When going about your normal business, are confronted by an exceptionally hot person and your brain starts to shut down, making simple tasks impossible. Such affected brain centers include, but are not limited to: speech, higher reasoning, facial recognition, control of bodily functions. The only known cure is to build up a tolerance one trigger at a time. When this condition persists despite dating, it metastasizes to booty blindness.

Hottie: "Hello, could you point me to the nearest eatery?"

Dude 1: "bluuurg"

Dude 2: "Um, two blocks south, one block west. Everyone likes Taco Bell."

Hottie: "Thanks!"

Dude 2: "Buddy, what happened?"

Dude 1: (blank stare and drooling on self) "Urg, I don't know. I just .... what."

Dude 2: "Wow, total hottie hypnosis. You know what we gotta do. You're buying my taco supremo."

hottie hypnosis by AdonisTheKingofAllHeSurveys July 4, 2009