A variation of the general "fap" commonly used on the internet to represent the action of masturbating, hyperfapping is to masturbate with much more passion, speed and strength of a regular fapping session.

Thomas: Did you see Alba in that sexy-ass lingerie

Frank: Yeah, that was TOO hot, i found myself hyperfapping to it 3 minutes after.

Thomas: That explains what happened to your broken shoulder... and your penis cone.

Hyperfap by MrSDeez February 28, 2010

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Hyperhap • HyperApp • hyperapplemia • hyperbapticostalism • Hypercapitalism • Hyperfap • hyperfapping • HyperHacker • HyperHawkz • Hyperhiphop

HyperHacker

A ROM hacker who actually knows wtf he's talking about.

HyperHacker > j00,

HyperHacker by Spork August 27, 2003

hyperlapse

A time lapse technique using long camera moves, generally more than 20'. This style of camera work is exloding around the world. Google Street View can be used to achieve the effect.

time lapse photography hyperlpse Google Street View hyperlapse

hyperlapse by Cloudchaser32000 May 20, 2014

hyperfapping

The act of masturbating at a speed exceeding 65 miles per hour.

Guy 1: Dude, I just got cockblocked so hard last night
Guy 2: What did you do?
Guy 1: Had to start hyperfapping

hyperfapping by robbhus May 18, 2015

Hypercapitalism

Hypercapitalism is the brusque and blunt way in which today's super billionaires exercise their power. Examples include Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos.

The purchase of Twitter through Elon Musk was a typical act of hypercapitalism. This is power through a gigantic amount of money.

Hypercapitalism by ThePhysopher November 21, 2022

hypervapelating

when u rip ur vape so much and don’t take a second to breathe normal air

“girl i ripped his juul like 20 times in a span of 45 seconds, i was hypervapelating”

hypervapelating by captain save-a-hoe October 24, 2018

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026