Spork's definitions

Koji

The best damn video game music composer. Period.

The music of Zelda was written by Koji Kondo.

by Spork August 27, 2003

tifa

The computer generated image that wapanese people jerk off too. That's right, computer generated.

The fucking wapanese bastard failed grade 9 because he spent 20 hours a day beating off while staring at tifa.

by SPORK September 18, 2003

X-Sux

as much as I dislike M$ and the x-box, this made up name is uber-retarded. It's now obvious to everyone that sony roolz is gay.

sony roolz sucks cock.

by SPORK October 29, 2003

virus

my bad. I'm not a doctor. Yeah. Anyhow, e.coli isn't a virus, but you can get it from eating really really old hamburgers. No need to freak out about it.

E.coli is not a virus. I was wrong. I deserve to die a horrible death.

by SPORK October 3, 2003

sub-retardation

below the normal level of retardation

billy bob joe has been recently diagnosed with sub-retardation

by spork January 30, 2003

magic mushroom

A mushroom commonly found in flat, square boxes labelled with a question mark. There are three varieties. A red one which will double your height, a green one which will revive you when you die then disappear, and a purple one which is poisonous.

Had I not grabbed the Magic Mushroom, I would not have made it to world 8.

by Spork August 27, 2003

Shiny Magnamon

To be annoying and hated by all, yet still never leave, even though you should be banned in the first place.

That kid's a real Shiny Magnamon.

by Spork August 27, 2003