Hypercon 

A person who needs to shop to feel normal,although they have enough,they are compelled to keep going to the shops to buy stuff.Usually found with others waiting outside shop entrances way too early before the shop has a chance to open.

It's only7am in the morning,look at how many hypercons there are outside Woolworths.

Hypercon by Doctor ploptus November 22, 2019

hypertonic osmosis 

Sticking it in your homie or a guy the night before a workout. This allows testosterone to be transferred between the 2 dudes. This method was created by Shulk.

My workout went crazyy today because me and some guy I met at the gym last week did some hypertonic osmosis last night.

hypertonic osmosis by ImGoated April 7, 2021

Hyperchondriac 

As opposed to hypochondriac, a hyperchondriac is a person who thinks they are alright, even if there is medical evidence of their sickness. Some people usually have a fear of getting sick, this fear lead to anxiety which may affect a person mentally. But hypercondriac people don’t have any worries about their health status, and they try to lead a life irrespective of their illness.

Donald: "There's nothing wrong with me, I feel phenomenal. Having been diagnosed with an illness means nothing to me. Leave me alone. Looser!"
Sam: "You're a hyperchondriac."

Hyperchondriac by NoWayJosey August 9, 2020

Hyperion 

A megaguild/conglomerate of gaming clans who achieved greatest prominence in the game Darkfall Online, where they dominated the initial European release server with vast numbers and a somewhat unique feudal approach to political organization. The kingdom, also known as Hyperion, Hypertron, or Lumen Solis, was denounced by many as a zerg because of this early domination of the game, which many saw as restrictive of the pvp the game design was supposed to engender. Others hailed the achievement of Hyperion as extraordinary for the Strategy/Conquest MMO genre.

"Hyperion was a marvel to behold. No one else ever topped their occupation of 28 clanstones in the game Darkfall Online, nor their deep political system."

Hyperion by Jansport January 5, 2010

Hypercolor 

A brand of shirt popular in the early 1990's that would change color when exposed to heat.

It was creepy when random people would come up to you an blow on your hypercolor shirt to make it change colors in the 1990's, but it made you cool.

Hypercolor by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

Hypercane 

A theoretical tropical cyclone of massive proportions caused by extreme heating of the world's oceans.

OR

Anything extremely badass

1) Lord, please do not destroy the world in a massive hypercane

2) This guy at the bar tried to get tough, and I went all hypercane on his ass. He no longer can see, smell, or hear.

Hypercane by Anthony922 August 29, 2008

Armageddon hypercane 

A typically worse version of a hypercane, armageddon storm and armageddon hurricane. It also might be stronger than a black hole..

News: Armageddon Hypercane Annette is killing everyone on earth and theres only 999 million people left.
Alexia: sad emoji x38298219382193812u398217398127398712983721983719837213

Armageddon hypercane by wjsnoutsold August 28, 2022