Nazi Dictatorship cleverly disguised as a super market, employs in excess of 145,000 clones. The Nazi Dictatorship also enforces a strict uniform policy as things such as nailpolish and ANY piercing other than lobes HAVE been known to kill/seriously injure people at random.
"Welcome to Woolworths worker 140,001, please leave all personality at the door"
"Hi i'm the opressive Human Recs manager for this store. Is that a lip piercing <Goes nuts> OMFG TAKE THAT OUT OMG IT COULD EXPLODE AND KILL EVERYONE BECAUSE THATS WHAT PIERCINGS DO.. YES I KNOW THEY DON'T DETRACT FROM YOUR APPEARANCE OR ABILITY TO SERVE CUSTOMERS BUT IM A STUPID BITCH.. BLA BLA BLA"
"Hi i'm the opressive Human Recs manager for this store. Is that a lip piercing <Goes nuts> OMFG TAKE THAT OUT OMG IT COULD EXPLODE AND KILL EVERYONE BECAUSE THATS WHAT PIERCINGS DO.. YES I KNOW THEY DON'T DETRACT FROM YOUR APPEARANCE OR ABILITY TO SERVE CUSTOMERS BUT IM A STUPID BITCH.. BLA BLA BLA"
by Worker 145,001 September 03, 2005
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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"Whoa! You worked 9 hours on a public holiday at Woolworths! How much did you get paid?"
"Get paid... You mean you're supposed to get paid for these things!"
"Get paid... You mean you're supposed to get paid for these things!"
by Doust February 08, 2008
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n; Woolworths, Safeway: "To work for minimum wage", "to get ripped off"
Related words: stingy, dictatorship.
Related words: stingy, dictatorship.
by Christopher J. Bradley May 05, 2003
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The poor man's Coles
Murray: "We might have to pop into Woolworths, for some Home Brand delicacies"
Steve: "Fuck no. Let's go to Coles"
Murray: "BUT I ONLY HAVE A DOLLAR"
Steve: "Fair Enough"
Steve: "Fuck no. Let's go to Coles"
Murray: "BUT I ONLY HAVE A DOLLAR"
Steve: "Fair Enough"
by thtis9900 October 20, 2007
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