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Hijacked Headspace 

Hijacked Headspace is a Comedy podcast created in 2011 by George Shantz and Jamie Merkel. It can be found at www.hijackedheadspace.com. Funny Shit!
I listen to Hijacked Headspace. Fucking Funny

Dumb Person: Hijacked Headspace isn't funny, It's offensive
Normal Person: Shut the Fuck Up
Hijacked Headspace by tyler2009 January 4, 2012

hijacked 

the act of intentionally having an off-topic conversation in a thread in order to prevent the thread's original topic from being discussed
When xbabycakesx made a thread in which she posted pictures of her new tattoos, some righteous guardian angel of messageboard crusader hijacked it by posting animated .gifs of nefarious cartoon tubers engaged in devious sex acts, thus preventing her from losing face by shifting attention away from the embarrassing photos she had posted.
hijacked by Elliott November 14, 2005

Hijacked Black Beauty

Full lips, round booties, brown skin, cornrows, braids are all traits that are commonly found in black women and women of african descent.

Although these traits are common on black women, society does not acknowledge the beauty of these traits unless these traits appear on a non-black female.

Hijacked black beauty occurs when society praises and glorifies a non-black woman who has full lips, a round booty, cornrows or any other physical feature that is common amongst women of african descent. But ignores and demeans the beauty of black women as if black women have not had these same features all along.

This is a form of anti-black woman racism which exist because of people's inability to recognize the beauty of the black-black woman.

It is clear that people find these traits appealing, yet many people still hold the racist belief that these same features are ugly on black women.
I notice that round booties and full lips didn't become considered beautiful until J.Lo and Angelina Jolie became celebrities, no one wants to accept black beauty, but they accept hijacked black beauty instead.

HoJacked 

This is when your girlfriend gets stolen by another guy
My bitch was HoJacked :(
HoJacked by GeorgeGilbert February 7, 2013

hijackedyouboi 

big hot stinky man who licks his toenails after chewing them off. i am madly in love with this big hot sexy man
Me: damn im horny
friend: you should talk to hijackedyouboi
hijackedyouboi by deezes nutzen November 27, 2021

hijacked 

the term used when an arab person steals something
yo that guy hijacked a chocolate bar
hijacked by the December 11, 2004
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Person 2:......
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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