HoJacked

This is when your girlfriend gets stolen by another guy

My bitch was HoJacked :(

by GeorgeGilbert February 7, 2013

Hojacked

It is when, while asking for help, either on the phone or in person and you get completely ignored or hung up on. Basically when you think you are going to get assistance and you are completely disappointed.

I got hojacked yesterday when I called tech support.

by Todd Newson January 28, 2010

Hojacked

When a male has plans for beers with the boys, but his wife decides that she has errands and tasks that she needs him to run.

Well I was about to join you but I just got hojacked by my wife.

by Hotchnuts May 13, 2025

Hijacked Headspace

Hijacked Headspace is a Comedy podcast created in 2011 by George Shantz and Jamie Merkel. It can be found at www.hijackedheadspace.com. Funny Shit!

I listen to Hijacked Headspace. Fucking Funny

Dumb Person: Hijacked Headspace isn't funny, It's offensive
Normal Person: Shut the Fuck Up

by tyler2009 January 4, 2012

Hojanked

A term used for when you have the wool pulled over your eyes. essentially any deception or form of misdirection.

A person in utter disbelief: "AGH! Ive been Hojanked!"

by Chyiken March 15, 2022

Hoejacked

the act of being bombarded with an outlandish number of hoe friend requests, that hijack your myspace account.

I logged on to my myspace account and realized that i had been hoejacked.

by Nate Evans April 1, 2007

hijacked

the act of intentionally having an off-topic conversation in a thread in order to prevent the thread's original topic from being discussed

When xbabycakesx made a thread in which she posted pictures of her new tattoos, some righteous guardian angel of messageboard crusader hijacked it by posting animated .gifs of nefarious cartoon tubers engaged in devious sex acts, thus preventing her from losing face by shifting attention away from the embarrassing photos she had posted.

by Elliott November 14, 2005