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A relatively prolonged period of time of not having sex and/or hooking up with someone; a dry season.
Craig: Hey how many girls have u banged this summer ?
Keith: None. I've been stuck in a humpslump.

Craig: Sorry to hear that .
by Ykyrou April 25, 2017
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