Humpslump

A relatively prolonged period of time of not having sex and/or hooking up with someone; a dry season.

Craig: Hey how many girls have u banged this summer ?
Keith: None. I've been stuck in a humpslump.

Craig: Sorry to hear that .

by Ykyrou April 25, 2017

Humphalumpagus

A way to say you slut bag.

Ron: "dude I just banged 5 girls at once"
Noah "you Humphalumpagus"

Noah: "you humfalumpagus"

by Austin01227 January 19, 2015

Humpdump

The act of defecating after a person has engaged in anal sex and been the 'receiver'.

i.e. He did me in the ass so I took a humpdump on him.

Humpdump in your mouth yo!

by Jake Sklar November 28, 2004

humpalump

The cousin of the heffalump (a fictional creature from Winnie the Pooh). They are closely related, however they differ in that the humpalump prefers close contact with other humpalumps at all times, where as the heffalump is rather shy and keeps to himself.

Bobby: Mommy, why won't that humpalump get off the other one? What are they doing?

Mom: Oh Bobby, I'd rather you didn't watch that. Go look at the heffalumps. They're much more kid friendly.

by hiiiiiiiieeeeee July 9, 2012

Humpthumpled

This word means the ultimate form of intoxication. You cannot get more drunk than humpthumpled. It is hamdangled times 20.

I was so humpthumpled last night, I threw up like 5 times.

by Jason Lawes February 24, 2009

HumpNdump

The act of hit and run

A one night stand

That Joe gave the ho the ole HunpNdump

by JokemasterJimmy January 25, 2004

Humpndump

When you have sex with a girl (or boy) and then run to the bathroom to unload a large duce

dude I just humpndumped a girl last night and totally clogged her toilet

by LLKoolM July 3, 2009