Humpslump

A relatively prolonged period of time of not having sex and/or hooking up with someone; a dry season.

Craig: Hey how many girls have u banged this summer ?
Keith: None. I've been stuck in a humpslump.

Craig: Sorry to hear that .

Humpslump by Ykyrou April 25, 2017

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Humphalumpagus

A way to say you slut bag.

Ron: "dude I just banged 5 girls at once"
Noah "you Humphalumpagus"

Noah: "you humfalumpagus"

Humphalumpagus by Austin01227 January 19, 2015

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Humpdump

The act of defecating after a person has engaged in anal sex and been the 'receiver'.

i.e. He did me in the ass so I took a humpdump on him.

Humpdump in your mouth yo!

Humpdump by Jake Sklar November 28, 2004

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humpalump

The cousin of the heffalump (a fictional creature from Winnie the Pooh). They are closely related, however they differ in that the humpalump prefers close contact with other humpalumps at all times, where as the heffalump is rather shy and keeps to himself.

Bobby: Mommy, why won't that humpalump get off the other one? What are they doing?

Mom: Oh Bobby, I'd rather you didn't watch that. Go look at the heffalumps. They're much more kid friendly.

humpalump by hiiiiiiiieeeeee July 9, 2012