Humpslump
A relatively prolonged period of time of not having sex and/or hooking up with someone; a dry season.
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Humphalumpagus
Humphalumpagus by Austin01227 January 19, 2015
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Humpslump • humpalump • humpalumpadump • humpalumpagus • Hump-Scumping • Humpy Lumpy • HumpNdump • humpbump • Humpdump • humpadump
Humpdump
The act of defecating after a person has engaged in anal sex and been the 'receiver'.
i.e. He did me in the ass so I took a humpdump on him.
i.e. He did me in the ass so I took a humpdump on him.
Humpdump by Jake Sklar November 28, 2004
humpalump
The cousin of the heffalump (a fictional creature from Winnie the Pooh). They are closely related, however they differ in that the humpalump prefers close contact with other humpalumps at all times, where as the heffalump is rather shy and keeps to himself.
Bobby: Mommy, why won't that humpalump get off the other one? What are they doing?
Mom: Oh Bobby, I'd rather you didn't watch that. Go look at the heffalumps. They're much more kid friendly.
Mom: Oh Bobby, I'd rather you didn't watch that. Go look at the heffalumps. They're much more kid friendly.
humpalump by hiiiiiiiieeeeee July 9, 2012
Humpthumpled
This word means the ultimate form of intoxication. You cannot get more drunk than humpthumpled. It is hamdangled times 20.
Humpthumpled by Jason Lawes February 24, 2009
HumpNdump
HumpNdump by JokemasterJimmy January 25, 2004
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