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Heavy to lift or otherwise physically relocate to the point of "Humph" like sounding vocalizations becoming necessary to succeed in moving, lifting, or otherwise physically relocating said gravid objects.
This humphrous cat <Felis Catus> ate both bowls of wet food and it's own dry serving serving as well. DJ Phat Majesty now doubles Finn
Humphrous by daTookZah May 26, 2021
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Kris Humphriesing 

Manhandling a woman without intending to. Throwing her around in a spirit of playfulness that is unknowingly a bit too rough. Think Lennie in "Of Mice and Men."
Baby, stop Kris Humphriesing me, I'm gonna get another black & blue!
Kris Humphriesing by potofgold December 11, 2012

post humorous 

when you think of a good pun, joke, punch line or one-liner after the opportune moment of delivery. if one was to then say this joke, it would be lame and obsolete because the timing would be all wrong and the moment would have passed. typically happens when one is in an altered state of consciousness. i.e: a late joke which deserves no high fives..............if we still do that sort of thing.
Adj: post humorously
A friend had a post on facebook, " D - RUNK!!" I happened to be drunk at the time too so I commented, "Me too!!" I realized later that I was the first to comment and it would've been SLIGHTLY more funny if I had said, "Me Three!" That was post humorous.

Lame example, but there you have it. Still drunk.
post humorous by Nondey June 23, 2009

Kris Humphries 

Will Kris Humphries' basketball career ever be taken seriously? I doubt it.
Kris Humphries by mtf November 18, 2011

humorous 

that maggie pollard girl is awfully humorous! she really makes me laugh and entertains me!

humoroussed

Expressing / showing/ or acting any forms of humor and or excitement
That was completely kopernicus, sure was a humoroussed moment. I'll never forget that wankernut's stupidity
humoroussed by E'rayn June 11, 2019

Daniel Humphreys 

the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best of your sexual blonde fuck.
the Daniel Humphreys tripped balls on A Tuesday night.
Daniel Humphreys by Daniel Humphreys December 22, 2012
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