when you think of a good pun, joke, punch line or one-liner after the opportune moment of delivery. if one was to then say this joke, it would be lame and obsolete because the timing would be all wrong and the moment would have passed. typically happens when one is in an altered state of consciousness. i.e: a late joke which deserves no high fives..............if we still do that sort of thing.
Adj: post humorously

A friend had a post on facebook, " D - RUNK!!" I happened to be drunk at the time too so I commented, "Me too!!" I realized later that I was the first to comment and it would've been SLIGHTLY more funny if I had said, "Me Three!" That was post humorous.

Lame example, but there you have it. Still drunk.

post humorous by Nondey June 23, 2009

humorous

funny or entertaining

that maggie pollard girl is awfully humorous! she really makes me laugh and entertains me!

humorous by pollpollisfuckingawesomefosho April 6, 2010

humoroussed

Expressing / showing/ or acting any forms of humor and or excitement

That was completely kopernicus, sure was a humoroussed moment. I'll never forget that wankernut's stupidity

humoroussed by E'rayn June 11, 2019

humerious

(hew-mere-ious)

One is being "humerious" when they are "half joking" or being "half serious." It's a method of speech where someone makes a statement in a humorous way that implies/hints a serious idea behind it. Unlike being completely serious, it charms the target person, which usually results in a better outcome. People are humerious every day.

ps. Another good thing about humeriousness/humere is it gives the person the statement is said to the power to casually avoid or pursue the hint.. without hurting as many feelings as a rejection to a serious question.

"F*** you!"
"Yes please.."

successful answer: "Im down."
unsuccessful answer: "Sike."

ALSO:

"I have so much money right now, i dont know what to spend it on!"
"Well, you're 100% welcome to spend it on me.."
"Haha. You're being humerious aren't you?"
"Yeah, pretty much."
"Haha. Okay, what do you want then? An Ipod.. a bike? Cuz I'll actually get you something."

humerious by Kristos Andrews-Drum February 19, 2009

Humorous Duet Acting

A Speech Category involving 2 (usually equally awesome) people performing a HILARIOUS cutting from a play (or book, but usually play) that will be around 8 minutes, but not more then 8 1/2.

My Humorous Duet Acting is so funny, that my partner and I got 5th in the Chicago Diocese for the CFL league and will be going to nationals in Baltimore, Maryland.

Humorous Duet Acting by IMHILARIOUS August 19, 2012

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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