Definitions by daTookZah
Nuevo Cali
Anywhere Midwest or Northern West to Ohio where small homesteads are sold at a premium in post pandemic America. These may be hobby farms or single wide carpentry-enhanced camping villas on minimal to wide acreage. Some include mobile homes on less than <10 ACREAS and cost in excess of of double or more previous decades value, but in most cases previous YEAR's value Must have at least a fruit tree, grapes, or vined produce or otherwise specialty agriculture product including specialty mushrooms and/or medical and certifiable crop. The homes appearance, or overall property and standing structures must be country side picturesque or of matching metal roofs, trim, or containg other unifying features such as boulders, or in certain cases patina perfect rusted and collectible automobiles now including not newer than 1994.
Nuevo Cali by daTookZah July 25, 2021
Humphrous
Heavy to lift or otherwise physically relocate to the point of "Humph" like sounding vocalizations becoming necessary to succeed in moving, lifting, or otherwise physically relocating said gravid objects.