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When someone, usually passionate about something, is told a fact that disproves them and they know it's true, which leads to the disproven person becoming quiet and non-responsive.
Person 1: Dude, whales are fish!
Person 2: Whales are mammals. I just googled it.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Dude you're humpfy now.

Person 1: ...
Humpfy by Lil Osvatian December 30, 2016
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Humpfy Hurnchback 

The unspoken saint from the isles of Osvaldo the great
Humpfy hurnchback was five, he ate my goldfish alive. Smelly Miss digglesworth fell up the drain. Up the axe, master phillipina she came.
Humpfy Hurnchback by 63727274637273 December 28, 2024

Thomas Humpfy 

The biggest hypocrite to ever live and a giant cunt to boot. It is the evolution of any Tom but with some coke or Pepsi and one too many burgers you too could become a over weight twat as well. It takes great pride in hurting others feelings and thrives of attention. If you see one walk at a brisk speed as it will not be able to keep up
This twat is such a Thomas humpfy
Thomas Humpfy by Thesaltyseaseal February 28, 2019

Humpfuck 

The act of screwing (literally and/or figuratively) another in an intentionally dominating fashion so as to derive pleasure from the message being sent.
Why is our dog humpfucking the shit out of all the other dogs in the playpen? We'll get kicked out for sure!

The New England Patriots humpfucked the New York Jets to end the 2018 NFL regular season, 38-3.

Sorry guys, can't hang out tonight. I gotta humpfuck Chastity so hard tonight that she'll forget what her name meant!
Humpfuck by Virtuous Valkyrie December 30, 2018

Humpy the teenage pig

This refers to a promiscuous, nondescerning teenager.
Humpy the teenage pig had trysts with the entire neighborhood.

Humpty's Revenge 

When a tornado is so strong that an egg is capable of being shot through a brick wall. Mentioned by Dale Gribble in the 'King of the Hill' television show
"man, the weather girl says we gonna see some mad tornadoes tonight! I'm talkin' Humpty's Revenge an' shit."
Humpty's Revenge by OnewithaTree November 9, 2012

Humpy Hank

A Tumblr phenomenon of making youtube vlogbrother Hank Green hump things from a video in which he humped google
Nerdfighter 1: Hey did you see my humpy hank?

Nerdfighter 2: Which one?

Nerdfighter 1: I made him hump the TARDIS
Humpy Hank by Phobic Chick June 1, 2011
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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