Humpfy

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When someone, usually passionate about something, is told a fact that disproves them and they know it's true, which leads to the disproven person becoming quiet and non-responsive.

Person 1: Dude, whales are fish!
Person 2: Whales are mammals. I just googled it.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Dude you're humpfy now.

Person 1: ...

Humpfy by Lil Osvatian December 30, 2016

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Humpfy Hurnchback

The unspoken saint from the isles of Osvaldo the great

Humpfy hurnchback was five, he ate my goldfish alive. Smelly Miss digglesworth fell up the drain. Up the axe, master phillipina she came.

Humpfy Hurnchback by 63727274637273 December 28, 2024

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Thomas Humpfy

The biggest hypocrite to ever live and a giant cunt to boot. It is the evolution of any Tom but with some coke or Pepsi and one too many burgers you too could become a over weight twat as well. It takes great pride in hurting others feelings and thrives of attention. If you see one walk at a brisk speed as it will not be able to keep up

This twat is such a Thomas humpfy

Thomas Humpfy by Thesaltyseaseal February 28, 2019

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Humpfuck

The act of screwing (literally and/or figuratively) another in an intentionally dominating fashion so as to derive pleasure from the message being sent.

Why is our dog humpfucking the shit out of all the other dogs in the playpen? We'll get kicked out for sure!

The New England Patriots humpfucked the New York Jets to end the 2018 NFL regular season, 38-3.

Sorry guys, can't hang out tonight. I gotta humpfuck Chastity so hard tonight that she'll forget what her name meant!

Humpfuck by Virtuous Valkyrie December 30, 2018

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Humpy the teenage pig

This refers to a promiscuous, nondescerning teenager.

Humpy the teenage pig had trysts with the entire neighborhood.

Humpy the teenage pig by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Humpty's Revenge

When a tornado is so strong that an egg is capable of being shot through a brick wall. Mentioned by Dale Gribble in the 'King of the Hill' television show

"man, the weather girl says we gonna see some mad tornadoes tonight! I'm talkin' Humpty's Revenge an' shit."

Humpty's Revenge by OnewithaTree November 9, 2012

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Humpy Hank

A Tumblr phenomenon of making youtube vlogbrother Hank Green hump things from a video in which he humped google

Nerdfighter 1: Hey did you see my humpy hank?

Nerdfighter 2: Which one?

Nerdfighter 1: I made him hump the TARDIS

Humpy Hank by Phobic Chick June 1, 2011

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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