Humpfy

When someone, usually passionate about something, is told a fact that disproves them and they know it's true, which leads to the disproven person becoming quiet and non-responsive.

Person 1: Dude, whales are fish!
Person 2: Whales are mammals. I just googled it.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Dude you're humpfy now.

Person 1: ...

by Lil Osvatian December 30, 2016

Humpfy Hurnchback

The unspoken saint from the isles of Osvaldo the great

Humpfy hurnchback was five, he ate my goldfish alive. Smelly Miss digglesworth fell up the drain. Up the axe, master phillipina she came.

by 63727274637273 December 28, 2024

Thomas Humpfy

The biggest hypocrite to ever live and a giant cunt to boot. It is the evolution of any Tom but with some coke or Pepsi and one too many burgers you too could become a over weight twat as well. It takes great pride in hurting others feelings and thrives of attention. If you see one walk at a brisk speed as it will not be able to keep up

This twat is such a Thomas humpfy

by Thesaltyseaseal February 28, 2019

Humpfuck

The act of screwing (literally and/or figuratively) another in an intentionally dominating fashion so as to derive pleasure from the message being sent.

Why is our dog humpfucking the shit out of all the other dogs in the playpen? We'll get kicked out for sure!

The New England Patriots humpfucked the New York Jets to end the 2018 NFL regular season, 38-3.

Sorry guys, can't hang out tonight. I gotta humpfuck Chastity so hard tonight that she'll forget what her name meant!

by Virtuous Valkyrie December 30, 2018

Humpy the teenage pig

This refers to a promiscuous, nondescerning teenager.

Humpy the teenage pig had trysts with the entire neighborhood.

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Humpty's Revenge

When a tornado is so strong that an egg is capable of being shot through a brick wall. Mentioned by Dale Gribble in the 'King of the Hill' television show

"man, the weather girl says we gonna see some mad tornadoes tonight! I'm talkin' Humpty's Revenge an' shit."

by OnewithaTree November 9, 2012

Humpy Hank

A Tumblr phenomenon of making youtube vlogbrother Hank Green hump things from a video in which he humped google

Nerdfighter 1: Hey did you see my humpy hank?

Nerdfighter 2: Which one?

Nerdfighter 1: I made him hump the TARDIS

by Phobic Chick June 1, 2011