Humpest

The best of the Humps. The Humpiest of the Humps if you will. Top of the line Humper.

"Yo that dude gets SO much ass! He is THE Humpest..."

Humpest by Humpest September 24, 2011

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Humpster Fire

Sex that's spectacularly bad for one or both partners for many different reasons.

"I just got back from Brad's place and we finally did it-it was a real humpster fire. It was the longest 15 seconds of my day. "

Humpster Fire by DreamWithaB April 9, 2021

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humplestiltskin

A game played in groups of people involving guessing the identity of a mysterious 'humper'.
The Humpee is blindfolded naked on the floor and the lights are turned out...
One person, chosen randomly and secretly by picking a colored straw, humps the victum... The victum must then try to guess who it was. If guessed correctly that person becomes the victum.

Lets Play Humplestiltskin!
No, my mom isnt home...

humplestiltskin by Capt. Definor! April 13, 2005

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humpsterbate

the act of keeping your hand stationed in a still circular pose around your cock while he thrusts his hips forward, providing the same hip motion as sexual intercourse.

Rod The Bod found he ejaculated quicker whilst humpsterbating

humpsterbate by ryan December 1, 2004