Humpest 

The best of the Humps. The Humpiest of the Humps if you will. Top of the line Humper.

"Yo that dude gets SO much ass! He is THE Humpest..."

Humpest by Humpest September 24, 2011

Humpster Fire 

Sex that's spectacularly bad for one or both partners for many different reasons.

"I just got back from Brad's place and we finally did it-it was a real humpster fire. It was the longest 15 seconds of my day. "

Humpster Fire by DreamWithaB April 9, 2021

humplestiltskin 

A game played in groups of people involving guessing the identity of a mysterious 'humper'.
The Humpee is blindfolded naked on the floor and the lights are turned out...
One person, chosen randomly and secretly by picking a colored straw, humps the victum... The victum must then try to guess who it was. If guessed correctly that person becomes the victum.

Lets Play Humplestiltskin!
No, my mom isnt home...

humplestiltskin by Capt. Definor! April 13, 2005

humpsterbate 

the act of keeping your hand stationed in a still circular pose around your cock while he thrusts his hips forward, providing the same hip motion as sexual intercourse.

Rod The Bod found he ejaculated quicker whilst humpsterbating

humpsterbate by ryan December 1, 2004

humpertink tink 

small cute micro penis.

What am i supposed to do with that Humpertink tink??
DANG girl you remember that guy i was seein he had a humpertink tink

humpertink tink by TheMIXS' January 12, 2023

face humpist 

someone who endulges in the beuatiful art of face humping

"that chris nodwell can sure hump a face"

face humpist by ur momma June 12, 2003

humpstarted 

to bring on a girl's menstrual period by engaging in vigorous sex with her.

my boyfriend humpstarted me last night and now i'm a bloody mess!

humpstarted by pinkkatiekins June 15, 2010