humpist

A word invented by Brian Teal, once used in almost every sentence on a band trip, most commonly used as a generic insult, although the word appeared to have other meanings, which no one could explain. The example only lists the generic insult version.

"Dude, clif, your such a humpist"

"I dunno what that humpist back yonder was doing. Tried to run me off the go-kart track"

by Mr. Error 404 August 14, 2004

face humpist

someone who endulges in the beuatiful art of face humping

"that chris nodwell can sure hump a face"

by ur momma June 12, 2003

Bull humpist

1: Someone who frequently humps bulls

2: Someone who lies a lot

Person 1: I humped yo mama's bull so bad last night....

Person 2: Bull humpist...

by a bull humper May 25, 2009

Humpster Fire

Sex that's spectacularly bad for one or both partners for many different reasons.

"I just got back from Brad's place and we finally did it-it was a real humpster fire. It was the longest 15 seconds of my day. "

by DreamWithaB April 9, 2021

Humpity

A person or animal who humps compulsively for a period of time.

The dog was so excited he got all humpity on me.

by CateStar November 22, 2018

humpsterbate

the act of keeping your hand stationed in a still circular pose around your cock while he thrusts his hips forward, providing the same hip motion as sexual intercourse.

Rod The Bod found he ejaculated quicker whilst humpsterbating

by ryan December 1, 2004

humpstarted

to bring on a girl's menstrual period by engaging in vigorous sex with her.

my boyfriend humpstarted me last night and now i'm a bloody mess!

by pinkkatiekins June 15, 2010